The only thing that would ever make this whole saga any better is when we find your neighbor's Twitter account (you know its twitter) where he consistently posts about you hitting on his wife at roughly the same time you make your posts.
Please, somebody properly caption this picture of this ridiculous dog
Sounds like Gausman could just ask the real mayor of Toronto, Cal Raleigh, for some more ice cream trucks. I think Cal would be amenable.
He loves to use his platoon guys way too early, and he loves to wait 2 batters too long to pull his pitchers.
Hes a treasure.
A 106 & Park classic
Healy literally used this and I snickered and waited for you
Gonna have to ask that you trust me on this one. Or go watch the Mariners pregame roughly 5 minutes before first pitch.
I just saw new Mariners announcer Ryon Healy on camera for the first time and hes wearing more eyeliner than JD Vance.
Please, somebody in the Mariners TV makeup department, do something about this.
Look i know this is meant to rage bait me, so just know that when the Mayor of Toronto Cal Raleigh gets his OPS over .600, it is ON.
First shorts day of the year.. check out those gams!
(Apologies for dog butt)
If Ruth is going to use my bit, I might as well delete my account. I bring nothing else to the table 😂
I tell my 17 year old about Playdium and he says "we have Rec Room now its the same thing" and then I yell at him for 30-40 minutes.
Does this insinuate youre NOT following the A's to Vegas?
That throw was.. a throw, i suppose.
I saw a drone washer washing the windows at CBC the other day, so don't try changing careers, the robots are taking that one over too (and probably peering in our windows and recording us while theyre at it).
My favorite part of hanging with Ruth (and I say this lovingly) is when she talks about Bret the way Homer talks about going to space in the Grimey episode "oh you mean you dont have famous wrestling legend friends too?"
I didnt appreciate this enough when he was on the Mariners.
(Psst the Kendall Graveman trade was still a good call)
Love a good mopping especially when its Houston
Keelin...
Going to Richmond, home of the best Chinese food in North America, and purposely opting for Chipotle, is something I thought only my 17 year old son was capable of.
My rule is 50% of the ball needs to be inside the box to count as a strike, and I'll amend it down to 25% if you can hit the corner.
But this is some BS, where the guy misses by less than the width of a credit card, and now we gotta reverse it.
He actually texts you back? Interesting.
He also mayyyyybe could have gone 1st to 3rd on the Crawford single. It was one of the worst baserunning innings I've ever seen without an out being made.
Apparently Raley missed 1st base and realized it, so he had to go back. Still not great.
Far from the only reason they lost tonight, but Luke Raley had a really poor inning running the bases in the 9th
I once again stand corrected!
I've reached the age where my hats must be worn forward (but with no brim bending!), lest I look like the Steve Buscemi "fellow kids" meme, but this look is hideous.
Turns out there IS something better than a five game Blue Jays losing streak 🤔
Who did they vote for though? WHO DID THEY VOTE FOR?
Hes not wrong, where is the overpriced A's cardigan you went into debt for?