How is mineral oil the second ingredient in Crème de la mer? It’s $100 an ounce.

Pregnant
Post-partum
Leaving

All periods when a woman in romantic partnership with a man is most at risk for abuse. If she’s already being abused, it’s when she’s most at risk of seeing that abuse escalate.

RIP Dr. Cerina Fairfax. I’m so sorry.

Damn there are *always* exactly the number of Democratic votes needed for the GOP to get what it wants. Wonder what's up with that, or if it's a thing people notice.

Badass Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger has ended tax breaks for all groups linked to terrorist treasonous Confederates in her state.

Love it. 💙👊

Governor Abigail, I was unfamiliar with your game.

LETS MF GO! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

This is a sentiment you hear a lot from now-elderly people who grew up without a lot of material comforts. Their perceptual and material worlds were pretty well aligned! Now we basically all live in the perceptual world of the wealthy. It’s hard to imagine anyone not knowing what they don’t have.

Just because we have dumb bitches controlling the purses here doesn’t mean science slows elsewhere. The rest of the world rolls on.

Can’t wait til these mfs expire.

Martha Millan is an incredible actress in The Cleaning Lady.

There is a man verbally abusing his dog on the sidewalk outside… in the middle of the night 🫠

Jaewon Jung has been on Nathan Milliron’s ass in Texas. All he had to do was be a decent human being to the IT guy who helped him.

Just another datapoint supporting my eternal belief that A Judge is Just Some Guy. He’s no racist white lady in a robe, but it’ll do.

Bro why do babies act like that when it’s time to get in the car seat? I need to understand. How do they get so effective at contorting their bodies like that? What do they know?

Instead of posting my frustration about NYT doing shit like both-sidesing women's suffrage, I've started telling at least 2 normies in my life about how the NYT is Fox News in disguise and then point to specific articles to prove my point, and suggest they support ProPublica or Mother Jones instead

It's called "forgiveness," not "forgivemoney."

They’re putting the garage button programming on cars behind a subscription paywall on new cars?

We are in hell.

It’s amazing that tons of people, including celebrities who have public reputations to uphold, will openly support a man who released a song called “Heil Hitler” AND is credibly accused of sexual violence and abuse but will NOT openly support celebrity women who have come forward about being abused

Every time Louis CK gets work I think about Will Smith being banned from the Oscar's for a decade for defending his wife from a dude who wouldn't stop verbally attacking her.

🤔🤔🤔

So you can unzip your pants and show a whole bunch of unconsenting women your dick as a white man and still get a Netflix special.

But if you bitch slap a bitch for mocking your wife's medical condition, you're banned for ten years.

Mercy: I understand why you say it, but I think "I hate America" might not be safe for a trans Jew to say on social media right now.

Me: Okay, "Death to the American empire" then?

Mercy: Never mind, "I hate America" is fine!

= tom'sHARDWANE• SUBSCRIBEr @ Q Tech Industry Iran threatens 'complete and utter annihilation' of OpenAl's $30B Stargate Al data center in Abu Dhabi — regime posts video with satellite imagery of ChatGPT-maker's premier 1GW data center News By Mark Tyson published 9 hours ago Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) issued this specific threat in a video update.

I may be on the wrong side of this war.

Just finished meandering through my old hood, dressed like I escaped Shady Pines, smelling vaguely of a bag of Froot Loops. Now trying to decide on nap or cowboy queso and one million chips.

And therein lies one of the most maddening things about him.

In a way that’s both terrible and hilarious.

i think we had enough foolish 25A fantasies during the first admin, and this cabinet is significantly worse than the first one. congress is the only body with the power to stop this, and if the republicans in congress won’t, then say that instead.

One endearing thing about Texans is they consider 60 degrees cold.

Dennis Edwards' "Don't Look Any Further" - Original vs Parody (Part 3) YouTube video by Austin C. Pruett

Dk why the Don’t Look Any Further parody video was on my mind, but someone has put both videos together and it is a delight.

So...

Is the US taking hostages now? Is that the plan?

Microsoft Office, you have Paste and Paste Special all wrong and I’m sick of it. It’s been 100 years.

Happy to see the E-rawn pronunciation has chilled out.

We need LESS MadGirlTellingtheDumbassHowSheKnows.

Because why would you arm him with that information?