when i think too hard the objects in the room start to vibrate

you all keep changing your profile pictures which makes it more difficult to track your patterns and behaviors for research purposes

Do the bugs in your house notice if you’re naked

does anyone know

im not impossible to love but there are better uses for both of our time

it could offer me free meals for the rest of my life im not installing the fucking mcdonalds app on my phone

vouch

from everyone ive met they all agree that i am definitely a human person so please do not even be concerned about that

getting anxious thinking about how much time ive wasted but feeling relief because i still have so much time left to waste

If your feeling dead inside try being dead outside

i have no real combat experience and struggle with anxiety sometimes and yet i genuinely believe i would be not just effective but above average if you dropped me into an active warzone

the orchestra could overpower the conductor if they really wanted to. it’s fear that holds them back

i have nothing of value to really say or contribute today, maybe tomorrow

i genuinely look like an abomination but thankfully there is a group of people into that

ive planned my final work date and new job start date in such a way i have 5 days of unemployment to go anywhere. im going home

flexing my biceps and letting out a primal screech after opening the door for my lady

grown ass man with a job

consumerism doesn't work on me because i don't have any money

in my final moments when it’s my time to go I will think to myself if only i had had more screen time

a small bathroom with chair seated opposite of a toilet with no divider

brother WHAT is going on in the bathroom at work

it’s only when you’re waiting for a message from someone that the cook of the food truck you worked at 6 years ago decides to hit you up for no reason

yes i almost ran you over cause i was watching a video on my phone but its my first time living too

why is instagram suggestions so invasive, i'll know my friend is talking to a new girl before they do

pottery stream unlocked

white people be like is your dog single

considering blowing my brains out for the stress relief benefits

smoking on nothing that doesn’t do anything

im just like everyone else if they were extremely strange and odd

driving is really scary cause we’re all texting and driving but everyone else is much worse at it than i am