They want to save their strength to fight their real enemy: Turkey

"I am against income inequality unless I become rich. Then income inequality is awesome"

they do but that’s because in their mind union labor = sweaty white men with hammers who drink beer after work. service jobs performed by women of color are cringe and not real

it’s all gender

Ok besides Owlcat's ties to Russia, I do not see a problem with all of your female romance options being cannibals.

I'm neutral on cannibalism if she's cool*

*In a video game

in india, you have to buy clarified butter from a street vendor, because the ghee is stored in the stalls

A meme picture of JD (Jorkin Depeanus) Vance) and Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger Text: Campaign '28 Which message will resonate with voters? Vance: "Have you said 'Thank you' even once?" Spanberger: "To jail."

Source: www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMem...

A picture of George Washington: Text: Campaign '88-89 "I don't want to be here" Which message will resonate with voters? Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/1ep3ilo/not_sure_if_this_one_has_been_shared_before_but/

My only contribution to the Pragmata discourse is that everytime I saw the cover I thought it was a real little girl with a giant robot and it turns out it's the opposite.

Making Huohuo fight Hoolay is incredibly funny. Mean. But funny.

Minion NKVD

François-Noël Babeuf: I have invented vanguardism!

François-Noël Babeuf: It failed spectacularly

Actually have we considered offering them an unusually large Mercedes Benz and secretly filling it with Greek soldiers?

A Greek captain beaches his tanker onto Kharg Island and a bunch of hoplites swarm out.

So that is a "yes" then Mr. Warsh

And certainly no army by the flu!

Hang on, I just got a letter from 1918

"What did the Minions do during the interwar period"?

Oh they made movies!

"What did they do before that?"

Next question please

"Ok, what did they do after that?"

Next question please

Ok, so I watched the trailer and it turns out they're just summoning a monster to make a monster movie with.

Kind of fucked up they summoned Hitler tho

I like that they could have just said "I'm Catholic and anti-abortion" but decided they had to be special instead

On the one hand, Hitler had not yet become the most evil person in the world in the 1920s.

On the other hand, the early 20th century had no shortage of really evil people and raises some questions about how many minions were executed during the Nuremberg trials

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of people typing using grapeshot is a war crime

People want authenticity (derogatory) in their candidates

‘Simply stop giving millionaires water for literally free’ is one of the most insane sounding but actually serious policy solutions out there

Sorry, but...looking down?!

Somehow the oil got food poisoning

My brain read it as some weird combination of "Anti Orban" and "Antifa Orban" at first

What many people don't know is that cruise liners still do broadsides because they can't mount larger guns or carry large anti-shipping missiles due to their design

Also it was six words. Five if we're not counting proper nouns

mashable.com/article/nasa...

It was kind of mean for NASA to write back "Lol. Lmao. Rofl, even"