Watching Magnolia tn with the bestie :D
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Know the work rules meme. Chad wearing a keffiyeh saying I got a keffiyeh and the lady is labeled ADL and saying hello Human Resources. Next panel is fat nerd saying sieg heil and the ASL saying awww you’re sweet
Yeah
Can we make this app feel less like weenie hut jr; I really want to leave Twitter
Skeet
Today is the 7th anniversary of my mom passing away. I miss her everyday.
Wrote about it here:
open.substack.com/pub/unremark...
Womp
Blue banisters kind of day
We really don’t make gay guys like Luther Vandross anymore
I have the kind of anxiety only sex could fix
Weed is ontologically evil
Bestie having his birthday the same date and time as my wicked tickets ermmm
Wednesday.
What the hell give me the olipop I’m not driving
Why this look like they’re waiting for Flav to give out the last clock?
I’m not letting you yuck my yum flaco
Wicked having glowing reviews oh yes yes yes
This is my latest selfie sorry for reposting
☀️Cancer
🌙 Sagittarius
⬆️ Virgo
It’s winter and no one is into horsin around with fat guys
It was fun running into you at riis that one time :)
Just ate a scallion pancake with an egg
Should a dyke and a gay guy try to flirt
Yeah
Oh youuuuu