"You think it's funny to say you're dying, like from Iran?" is incredible Bluesky brain

I once saw this man murder a man who looked exactly like him

Most people don't pay poor kids to attend prep school for them

They're pitiful whether or not one actually pities them

There needs to be a word that is just objectively sad even if you don't feel sorry for anyone involved

This is something Mac from IASIP would say to avoid paying back taxes

I'm so sick of the future of society being held hostage to shit 80-year-olds can't get over.

It must be so much easier to be a right-wing German, you can just be like "hey buddy my grandpa DIED so you wouldn't have the freedom to say that"

"Michael" is such a depressing situation because it's a reminder that a lot of people weigh how much they would miss abusers when they decide whether to cut them loose. Jettisoning Swalwell was 100% the move but it also wasn't agonizing for anyone, whereas people just love Jackson too much to care.

Bluesky reading Les Miserables and going "stealing bread is literally anti-social behavior???? Why would you argue you in favor of this????"

Funniest oaf-getting-mad-at-The-Onion moment is still when Michael Cohen wrote them a cease-and-desist that contained repeated uses of the phrase "your 'Onion'"

Homan somehow becomes the first layman busted in a simony sting

Have I been misgendering Their Holiness, why didn't anyone tell me

You WILL eat the halibut
You WILL be great on social and economic issues while being an Oklahoma oilman on energy issues
It is OVER for you

"You have a baby's rough wisdom" goes so hard

It's Take Your Kid to Work Day at the Capitol and I think I didn't realize there is still an actual Take Your Kid to Work Day on the calendar rather than that just being something you say when someone has a kid with them

Women are only banned from baseball because a woman ran a steamroller over Mickey Mantle, RIP

Also this seems to hinge on the idea that striking out in baseball is some deep humiliation rather than what even the best players spend a good 30 percent of their time doing

I wouldn't take an autism cure but I would take like a supplement that gives me the coordination to be a cool guy who insouciantly tosses stuff to himself

Thinking vaginas are gross and not knowing how they work is the closest I've seen one of these guys come to what classical Greek philosophers actually believed

Much like it feels unrealistic to use the name "Tiffany" in a medieval setting despite the historical realism, a movie in which Ryan Reynolds calls someone a "cock-juggling thundercunt" feels like something that could only happen in the 2020s

I know hindsight is 20-20 but can you imagine being like "I know who will defeat Ronald Reagan once and for all. His name is 'Walter'."

GM, both the Senate hearing I was staking out this morning and the social drink I was gonna get in the evening got pushed

Old French guy calling immigrants rapists, physician heal thyself

Oh then that's a whole different kind of hell

The introduction to the 2025 edition, which you should read if you manage to eventually get your own copy, notes that Raspail was moved by empathy to write about the destruction of his own society by way of a demographic tsunami. This came from his travels in South America, where he observed that native culture had largely been obliterated or irreversibly blended with that of the colonizer. He mused about “How would this go if Europe were flooded with foreigners beyond recognition?” to the point where he simply up and wrote a book about it.

Oh, cool, he went to South America and marveled at how little indigenous influence there is in the culture? So he's fucking stupid? Because that's what that is, being fucking stupid.

There is no worse fate for a racist French guy than having a man named "Sarkonak" defend you, except maybe misreading a list of countries that extradite for rape charges

People use ChatGPT like the Steven Wright joke about calling information to ask where his socks are

If you see this, post a monster

Getting absolutely furious at someone for liking zombie movies because eating brains is illegal