Washington Wizards legend CJ McCollum?

Thanks for giving me an excuse to spam your replies with this photo of freshman CJ McCollum.

This video makes me feel an emotion I have never felt. Watching this video is the only time I can reliably reproduce it. I just think they’re beautiful and I’m proud of them and happy for them. It’s like I’m their dad.

This is such a classic LeBron playoff game. It’s LeBron and a bunch of players that might play 12 minutes on the other 15 playoff teams.

Lenny Wilkens in a Hawks huddle

Lenny Wilkens in a Knicks huddle

Lenny Wilkens coached both!

Weird gift, but okay.

In his defense, the CIA thwarted every one of his attempts.

ask your doctor if txurdin is right for you

Brandi Carlile is Mike Trout. I think this one speaks for itself.

Absolutely dragging with their SPLAT. Things look promising though if you isolate their LEEM Coefficient.

Hmmm I don’t know he seems pretty serious

To any investors out there I just wanted to let you know that my Venmo account is now an AI company.

If you think the Allbirds pivot is weird, just wait until you see OpenAIs ugly ass sneakers.

Gritty has not gotten over losing the Mascot Madness championship, right @derekadamthomas.com?

We were so close to a Judge walkoff grand slam.

I know it’s April, but the Yankees and Angels are doing game of the year type shit right now.

It’s perfectly made to be personalized too. Just swap out the AI generated faces with the faces of your most loyally maga loved ones.

The fake news will say it’s Don posting himself as Jesus but actually it’s him posting himself as a doctor that heals with his hands and carries the light of heaven smh

𝑫 𝑶 𝑵 𝑻 𝑬 𝑹

The campaign is just going to try baseball for a couple years.

Ahem.

Rory McIlroy is the most "it is so over, we are so back" athlete in the world.

Astros came into this game with the most runs scored and most runs allowed in the majors. Now through five innings they’re tied 7-7 with the Mariners.

I think the Astros are banging trash cans for both teams.

Or if that's not your jam, look at what it does for the ending of Transformers.

It may have a point though. Look at what it does for the ending of "Fight Club."

I don’t see the problem. DC has needed more public bathrooms for decades.

You two are now legally married.

Ice cream should be called iced cream.

José Maria Olazábal won his first Masters a couple months before Jon Rahm was born. Today he beat Rahm by 4 strokes.

"I like parlays, Senator."