A picture of a sad mac errror screen with a knife coming out of a dead Sad Mac, and the error code below in an appropriate pixel font is "ET TU, BRUTE?"

The Ides of Mac.

I can’t believe you still have this!

I'd rather drink goat's blood.

this is just to say

i have forgotten
to generate
the share
holder value
which you
were probably expecting
of me

forgive me
i was caught up
in dread
so existential
and so deep

Okay yeah, AI can probably do THIS job

if you think a brown dude winning a democratic primary in a mayoral election is a bigger threat to jewish people than the orange dude sitting in the white house, you’ve thoroughly lost the plot, and no one should listen to what you have to say about basically anything bc you can’t be trusted.

A photograph of a purple flower. In the middle of the flower, four very sleepy bees have settled down for an evening’s rest in a circle around the center of the flower. They are at rest, and the flower will soon close around them for the night.

Everything is awful. Except for these four bees I found taking a little snoozle in one of my flowers. They’re lovely.

Stormtrooper-ass looking cops standing in front of a giant donut.

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

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Raw milk has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

Playing with some analog sketches. These started as cut paper shapes on my desk that I configured into a figure and drew from.

There is no evidence to support your claim that this is not a great photo.

38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.

Hello #HPC folks! With everyone joining BlueSky and hanging out at #SC24, I thought it would be good to mention that my group at NVIDIA is actively hiring.

Applied Systems Engineering designs and builds new clusters at the earliest stages of HW development.

In particular, we're hiring for... 🧵

i also wish that people understood that unsolicited advice is a form of criticism.

lots of new folks opting into seeing my bullshit over the last few days, and i cannot possibly stress this enough:

i am not here to talk about computers.

This story hurts my brain.

There’s no excuse on Earth I could conceivably hear that would get me to let someone in a Nazi uniform a single step inside my restaurant under any circumstances.

What were you wearing before you put on the uniform? Go put that on and come back. Maybe I’ll let you in.

BREAKING: Awkward, amoral rich weirdo popular amongst other awkward, amoral rich weirdos

A photo of a black and white American flag with a blue stripe in the center of its 13 stripes, but the blue strip is widened to take up the space of 7 of the 13 stripes

thin blue line flag but the blue line has been resized to reflect the proportion of your city's municipal budget that goes to police

pencils down

bash_profile vs bashrc

If you believe Caro, LBJ was a coward when confronted with violence. His fighting strategy was apparently to flop onto his back and start kicking and hope the other guy just walked away.

TR would beat him senseless.

I was so young and stupid. I didn’t know any better. Oh the shame!

I remember that book!

Brian Stelter @brianstelter this: Noah Rothman @NoahCRothman This election went from the most boring political spectacle in living memory to an edge-of-your-seat thriller in record time. 10:42 AM · Jul 15, 2024

It’s almost like the pundit class wants the wrong things out of this campaign season

Two small dogs dressed in construction outfits, wearing hard hats and tool belts, stand on a table covered with blueprints.

starting to have second thoughts about the contractors i found on craigslist

Go back to sleep, the world is still fucked and today ain’t the day we’re gonna fix it.

Magnificent photo of Farage one nanosecond before encountering a full face McDonald's milkshake.