Convinced that if RFK Jr had been named Brown or Williams he'd be in a trailer somewhere cutting the heads off dolls and gluing them on other toys

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

The worst kind of core memory. ☹️

I don't know how he couldn't see this coming.

ikr wtf

Or, hear me out, this was the plan all along?

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

The lesson Trump 2.0 learned from 1.0 is that the only qualification to serve is absolute subservience. Competence is a detriment. Corruption is encouraged as it means you're less likely to turn on the boss because you're exposed as well. This of course makes the Noem firing funnier.

Have we dissolved the UN yet? Feel like Mamdani can make that into some nice affordable housing.

Welp the positive spin on War with Iran is that this should be the impetus for dismantling the military industrial complex for the next administration.

Why stop at liver. Why not just go straight to rocks. Super cheap, locally sourced right in your backyard. If you're going to feed us some North Korean bs, don't go halfway.

1306mi away :(

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Man I got news for them. They're purposefully addictive and harmful to adults too.

Didn't Overwatch have a reputation system in the game for just this type of problem?

The answer is that the more you talk about Noem and her incompetence the less you talk about the other cronies picking America's pocket. Competence was never expected and incompetence is a better smoke screen for the rest of the bullshit.

Approaching hour 7 at this swim meet and my kid still is timing some teammate's mile. Still got an hour plus drive home. Gonna need some bourbon after this.

I think a coverall is in play here if something happens to Harbaugh

This is what happens when you flood the zone with heinousness.

That Ring commercial was the best anti-commercial so far. As in it makes me want to never purchase a Ring and if I had one to rip it off my door and yeet it into the trash.

Here's the problem with that statement. The Patriots best chance to get on the board is Darnold throwing the Patriots into the game not giving the Seahawks short fields.

Imagine paying SB commercial money for whatever that Coinbase ad was

Mines a series 5 that still works fine but the battery life is starting to go. Is it just the Ultra that does the VO2 Max data?

Good stuff. I've been kind of looking to upgrade my watch. Maybe this will be the motivation to do so.

What are you using to get your VO2 Max metrics out of curiousity?

Isn't it McDaniels job to marry scheme to talent? Or are we suggesting that he's a Gus Bradley type in that "This is what I run, parts be damned".

I thought the bots only social network was called 'X'

Better than a podcast recommendation