looking forward to it so much, I turned off replies apart from the people that already agree with me

Love it.

While we’re on the subject of CBeebies, Moon & Me gets shitcanned from the weeknight schedule but The Clangers stays? Get in the bin. Obviously Night Garden is untouchable but both my kids immediately zone out when Clangers starts.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:

COLOURBLOCKS IS SHIT

Poster from a coffee stall depicting a seagull that reads “Seafood and sandwich thieves operate in this area, beware aggressive gulls, we cannot be held responsible”

Torquay knows

I’m glad he pointed at the sign, I think it really emphasised the message and made me feel the emotions that littler bit deeper.

Who is Jon Dahllama Tomasson?

Fucking tremendous

Chinny reckoning

Who is John Stones?

Sky’s rules mean we will never hear @rodstudd.bsky.social and Dan Dawson commentate on TV together, but thankfully no such rules apply to floor events. Catching up on PC streams is always a blast when these lads are on. #PreBogey #TinaTurner

When I get a diffie hellman error, it means my company has pushed a policy and overwritten my customised ssh config (again)

Who is Paul Bearer and Kane?

What is Hobbycraft?

I’m absolutely dead at that last one. I can’t watch it again, I’m on a train, I’m crying and having to cough to conceal laughter

Will find something that we can use to try this. Thanks!

Can you think of a way to explain to my 9 y.o. that she needs to go pee every 2-3 hours other than she has to do what we say because we’re in charge for some reason. Have tried so many logical explainers and nothing seems to land

Thank you for finally making me understand why Apple’s incremental bullshit security rules annoy me SOOOO MUCH! “Can’t install that.“ “Why?” “Other people suck and you must pay the price by booting into recovery mode to disable SIP. Also now launch this thing from terminal because reasons.”

There’s a great YA fantasy hexology where the first 2 or 3 are present tense and then the final installments are past tense, and the change in dynamic really annoyed me.

What are the NY/NJ Photostars?

What is the Chevy levy?

Shay Given wearing all beige on Sunday’s Match of the Day was just ridiculously on-brand

How did nobody put Paul Bearer for this

OpenAI Unveil “Final Slogan”

Homer Simpson holding a piece of paper that says “Always do opposite of what George Osborne says”

Ahh yes, the architect of Britain’s steep economic decline from 2010 onwards, a bastion of ruinous neoliberal austerity, and a bona fide shitarse. Definitely a trustworthy voice.

AI;DR: Journalism's quislings for AI and why I'll never use AI to write this newsletter The future of journalism doesn't have to be AI-generated; we can and should resist.

NEW | ‘Inspired’ by that editor castigating a journalism graduate for not wanting a job just feeding the AI…

AI;DR: Journalism's quislings for AI and why I'll never use AI to write this newsletter

brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/aidr-journ...

I wonder if Gary McKeown and Martin Keown ever played together

What is scarecramped?

Can we have @edzitron.com’s opinion on this, please

The commitment to the Fanny pack bit is commendable 👏