Huey Lewis & the Fake News

Is the proposal to expand the Island airport somehow connected to this stupid airplane?

Brian Lilley: once a dipshit, always a dipshit.

The Mets?

At the other end of the scale, the NFL wouldn’t let him buy a team, so he was denied membership in a club of wealthy bohunks.

My wife and I don’t go out dancing anymore, since we realized the local nightclubs have no bomb shelters or state of the art hospitals. Just didn’t feel safe.

If I remember correctly, everybody that got in a twitter fight with you lost.

I once gave a lecture on internal audit procedures for fleet service operations, and the crowd was about that size. (Attendance was mandatory, but still…)

Known far & wide for his devilishly wry sense of humor.

So, Vance visits the Pope and the Pope dies; Vance visits Orban and Orban loses. I wonder if he’d consider dropping in on the Yankees?

Well, I’m betting the farm on that!

Maybe you can get people to chant “apostate” at public appearances.

I was in Georgia years ago and bought a powerball ticket, and it won four bucks. I promptly reinvested in powerball tickets (having done so well so far) and blew the bundle. The Maryland guy was wise to not follow my example.

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“That’s a nice church you got there. Shame if anything happened to it.”

You should be concerned about the upcoming bone spurs epidemic.

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“God deserves all the glory. So I’ll just sit down and let God talk a bit.”

Brilliant negotiation. I’m trying that at the local used car lot.

If there’s one thing Kim Jong Un is known for, it’s being a great judge of character.

Has he nailed English yet?

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I disagree. He might be playing a round right now. For all we know.

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Count your blessings, mate

Maybe easier to build a wall. You know, a big wall, beautiful. With a gate maybe. Mexico will pay!

“The only reason your foot hurts, is that it’s caught in the car door. It would not hurt if you didn’t slam the car door on it.” Logical.

“It’s a lot of money, sure, but I never know when I might start a war.”

He might have misunderstood what “oral argument” was all about.

Claiming a win in Vietnam sets a pretty low bar for this one, doesn’t it?

It’ll be a nice change from Goofy.

If I wear pleated pants while golfing, I can keep two golf balls in my pocket and they don’t really show. In flat fronted pants, I would look like I had two golf balls in my pocket. Even from a distance. So that’s another practical consideration.

I just realized, today is the fourth anniversary of that beer! I think I’ll have a beer!