Everyone wants a puppy girl gf til they start chewing on your knob like it’s a chew toy

chat am i cooked

this shit ain’t nothin to me man

i might be becoming the fuck you guy who sucks

check out this big ahh mfer i caught

severe lack of alcestposting on this app

graffiti that says "Surround urself with transgender furries"

How I pitch bluesky to people

i smile every time i catch an axolotl in webfishing. they’re just so fucking cute c’:

omg haiiiiiiii

sometimes i think about women and i just ssdjjsksjsjks

trying unbelievably hard not to doomscroll twt or anything right now but i’m sick and can’t do much besides social media and sleep 😭

woag,,,

it’s not looking good for us over here

time to stay up til 6am playing call of duty like i’m in high school again

it’s one of those days where i’m like one minor inconvenience away from crying on the floor

i have a crush on a woman i’ve never seen

ur so cool celery ily

i wanna be at home so bad rn

it’s time to drink too many beers and play counter strike with beautiful transgender women

i’ve never owned a miata but i’ve definitely blown a trans

the beautiful women in my discord server convinced me to buy webfishing. i am not immune to transgender propaganda

yeag

haters been real quiet ever since i got out of silver on nuke

gn beautiful

goodnight gamers tonight was a win

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

yeag,,, i fw u,,

yeag