I am never going to finish this summary judgment brief and I just want to hide from it instead

HI I HAVE TO PEE BUT AM STUCK ON CALLS FOR ANOTHER HOUR SEND MEDICAL ASSISTANCE

I can't wait to be home and in sweatpants with taco bell and my fat angry cat. Who knocked over his treat dispenser today being an asshole 😹

I really need to stop taking late Sunday flights, I am so fucking tiredddd

How can you say that you love someone that you can't tell is dying

BAHAHAHA I love you

Being an adult is mostly a scam but the best part for sure is that I can stalk my cat on camera and give him treats from anywhere in the world (with wifi and/or cell reception)

Can this week be over please? I'm exhausted

I feel moody today, I wish I could just go home and cuddle my cat and listen to emo music

Great now I'm crying at work because I miss Bubba. Grief is a bitch.

I am overwhelmed and I don't like it but also I feel spoiled because it's been months since I felt this way lol

I had 10 hours of interviews yesterday and 4+ more today and I'm exhausted already

Planning a trip home is just me bouncing back and forth between my best friend and hair dresser consulting their respective availabilities 😂

Fuck you and your mom and your sister and your job
And your broke-ass car and that shit you call art
Fuck you and your friends that I'll never see again
Everybody but your dog, you can all fuck off

Anthem tbh

Why does any man ever think he can get away without deodorant, much less on the subway during 90 degree rush hour. Sir, you smell absolutely foul. Your scent is a crime.

Wrong it's the teacup in Beauty and the Beast

Coworker: *sees my blanket* oh are you cold?
Me: no, I just like to sit cross legged in dresses

😂🤦🏼‍♀️😂 Don't worry she is female and proceeded to tell me how she takes her shoes off and forgets sometimes lol

It would be great if I could remember the difference between a debit card and my ID when trying to get into my work building 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

I never have to pee as much as I do when in the office omg what is wrong w my bladder

Cool I just walked into a wall in front of a partners office lol I give up on coordination. It's not in the cards for me.

Ugh I don't want to get up and function today

I've binged historical fiction all day and I can't remember the last time I was this relaxed and content ❤️

Ugh called my mom to talk but she's at dinner with people I don't like or trust. Aka Trumpers who maliciously gossip to hide their own skeletons.

Bingley 😭

This actress is giving such a good performance giving birth that it's making me second guess ever wanting them 😂

Dearest BlueSky, absolutely nobody wants Twitter or Threads any more than we can stand either Zuckerberg or Musk. Please keep us out of our misery. Love, OG-Twitter Users

This fucking cat prison break éd after the food delivery person only to remember he doesn't actually like new things and then just started meowing 😹😻😹

Boo is going to be so happy I'm home ❤️

I can't wait to go home and sleep lol