Amazing what a calm voice promising violence can achieve.

We are not good at kissing. I had a previous girlfriend say "you are terrible at this. Do less of this and more of this". I should find her and thank her.

Build-a-voter is back! @fransham.bsky.social's creation is now updated for 2026 with data from More in Common. www.economist.com/interactive/...

My profile is predictably Labour-leaning...

I thought that Billy Corgan had an RFC hat on. Imagine that. Billy blue nose.

EVERY BODY CLAP your Hands.

Scottish Green candidates, including co-leaders Ross Greer and GIllian Mackay, hold up the manifesto on stage.

A pile of 2026 Scottihs Green manifestos. The front page says Let's Demand Better.

Scottish Green co-leaders Gillian Mackay and Ross Greer hold the manifesto. The front page says Let's Demand Better.

Scottish Green co-leader Gillian Mackay speaking on stage in front of an audience. Several TV cameras are pointed at her.

Today we launched our 2026 manifesto!

🟢 Want free bus travel for everyone?
🟢 Want accessible and affordable childcare?
🟢 Want to tackle the climate emergency?
🟢 Want to tax the rich?

We've got you covered.

Read the manifesto at:
www.greens.scot/LetsDemandBetter

This is interesting! Very nice.

Like a Russian nestling doll but each layer is a virgin.

Do you think the other autobots call him Ultra-Shagless because he's absolutely a big virgin?

Exactly, I've added it to my reading list.

I properly belly laughed when I read "Jax, Ascher and Cobra...".

Murder She Wrote X Judge Dredd crossover.

Dredd solves the crime, Jessica takes down the perp with her Lawgiver. That she always carries.

I want to be as jacked Battlestar Galactica's firing solution

🎶I'm your private dancer
A dancer for money
I'll do what you want me to do

NOBODY speaks to me like that, not even my close friends.

Like, I know it's not a real religion but I'd feel a lot better about dying if I'm getting carried away by a heavily armed woman with wings, astride a War Horse.

🤟

Linda La Plants Killer Net.

I did my daily puzzles quicker than usual today and now I don't have my daily puzzles to do.

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

a man with a beard wearing a tuxedo and bow tie is speaking into a microphone . ALT: a man with a beard wearing a tuxedo and bow tie is speaking into a microphone .

Now that's what I call a tenner.

It was good. You have done well here today.

The fucking BBC.
"How war may change food and fuel prices"

Change?

New Zealand has some big 'ol nasty Forrests.

I just looked up the location of the unibombers cabin, saw that it was just in the middle of nowhere and I felt a YEARNING.

It's probably fine. I'm probably fine.

So much will be said about all this in the coming days, but IMO the biggest takeaway is that James Watt and Martin Dickie each pocketed more than the price BrewDog was eventually sold for, while 500 hardworking staff are now out of a job & 220k equity punks don't get a dime.

Absolute charlatans.

Bill Watterson is an inspiration. He created fantastic characters. Never licenced or merchandised. Rattled out consistently excellent work for 10 years. Retired at 37(!) and enjoyed his life. Can't think ok many others with that level of integrity.

Piss my kecker

Happy to see Andrew and Mandelson being held accountable but I do feel they are being held as scapegoats. They are the tip of the iceberg. While I welcome them facing charges I will not be happy or satisfied when it is done. It is only the first step.