To celebrate its 40-year anniversary — and the 10-year anniversary of us somehow not covering the movie already whoops — we brought back Amy Pascale, pHD (physician[?] on Howard Deutch), to discuss the beloved teen rom-com-dram Pretty in Pink.
“Stay signed in,” she said, every day of her life, forever.
Valerie and Helen welcome first-time guest @marisam.bsky.social to talk about fifth-time (to the podcast) Richard Curtis classic Notting Hill, gay awakenings, and who the most well-known Welsh person in America is. It’s nice! Surreal, but nice.
I know which Gaslight I’ll be watching.
Tyra Banks is getting, deservedly, a lot of flak for how a number of things went down on ANTM, but I don’t think enough people are acknowledging how right she was about “pot ledom” genuinely being “Top Model” backwards
NEW EPISODE!
You fell in love with us on the air. And suddenly, you knew — you weren’t satisfied with the chick flick discourse your other relationships were providing. From there, you followed us from across the country, until we FINALLY covered Nora Ephron’s 1993 classic Sleepless in Seattle.
Sic semper Moranis.
A graphic table noted to be from the National Weather Service classifying hazard levels and impacts of different ice amounts ICE STORM DANGER: HAZARD SCALE Ice Thickness Classification Common Impacts Trace to 0.10" Nuisene Disruptie Slick roads, dangerous break; driving/walking. 0.50" (1/2 (1/4 inch) Crippling Stimall branches break; isolwer outages. Witeespaied power outages. Large branches snap. 500+ Ibs extra weight on utilities 1.000+ (1 inch) Catarooptic Entire trees collape. Massive grid failure. Entire collape. Outages last
In this part of the country, a little ice can go from disruptie to catarooptic real fast
I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
Forget astrology — what does the fate of the Gävle goat from your birth year say about you?
John Cena implies the existence of John Almuerzo
NEW EPISODE!
Beloved Lindsay-Lohan-correspondent Sarah Norton joins us as we gush about — but don’t fully spoil — this highly relatable tale about waking up in your mother’s body just two days before she is due to marry this really handsome British chef guy. Just like we did when we were kids.
Low angle shot of a white door on which is displayed a canvas that says, in exaggerated, hard-to-read script, “wash your hands”
Pardon the from-the-toilet angle of this photo, but man my brain really read this as “live / laugh / hands”
I got excited for a minute because I thought I heard a ghost wailing in the distance
But it was my nose whistling
At the exact frequency necessary to summon ghosts
Poster/box image for the anime Ouran High School Host Club, except it’s “Zohran High School Host Club,” and Zohran Mamdani’s face is lovingly superimposed on all of the characters’ heads
I’m sorry y’all, I got excited and couldn’t stop myself (and @angelkpoet.bsky.social, who actually put together this labor of overwhelming love per my request)
It is a truth universally acknowledged that if the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church
King Friday XIII from Mister Rogers Neighborhood
No Kings includes this asshole
Mommy (reading) : "It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer. Charlotte was both." The End. *weeps softly*
Son: ...I GUESS IT'S JUST CALLED "WEB" NOW
For the first time in my life I just thought to myself “I wonder what Adam Carolla thinks about this”
Oh man, imagine where we feminists would be today if Secret deodorant hadn't made it OK to talk about our pH balance all the time
i love going back to an early episode of a podcast i've listened to for many years and being like wow this sounds like shit
Dear postmates
Is this how you do a postmates?
Please send me Gushers
Thank you
"Charlie Kirk should have been murdered privately" girl what
What is The Holy Spyble?
🎶Somedayyy my prince* will come🎶
*menopause
NEW EPISODE!
Dear listeners — some of whose names we know — thank you for helping us celebrate Valerie’s birth month by listening to our episode covering 1990’s Joe Versus the Volcano. We forgot how wonderfully bonkers. Thank you for listening.
Welp I got to talking about Here Comes the Boom again this morning, and now everyone’s invited to guest on my new show Shit I Guess I’m Doing a Kevin James Podcast Now
Caturday
Baby Smelly Cat Stomps
Me: Aw, Walter, you’re so cozy and calm, all curled up like that.
Walter: *is actually a bunched-up pair of pants and not my dog Walter*
