something something "that's no moon"
(alternately, being so hyper your filled zero-G condom can be mistaken for a natural satellite)

NEW YCH! Zero G Condom Filling!

Two slots, $80 per slot with flat colors

Send me a message to claim!

#nsfw #hyper

What do you do when you outgrow your native solar system by a few orders of magnitude? Make a little system-containing dyson sphere to keep an eye on them until they invent good FTL, obviously.

And curate the galaxy like a weird dungeon master.

Draggy (usually an anthropomorphic eastern dragon with blue scales, silver eyes, gray hair, and a white underside, belonging to SpiceyNoodle.sheath.church), drawn having transformed into an anthropomorphic hare. He is seated, with legs splayed wide around his genitalia, which has grown to hyper-proportions; with one hand he steadies himself, and with the other he grasps at his arousal, now taller than the rest of him by a fair amount. He is grinning, excited and awestruck at his transformation, seeming oblivious to any onlookers at he moment.

Commissioned by @spiceynoodle.sheath.church - as part of my April (Bunnification) PROMO!

Draggy [he/him] regardless of form, belongs to @spiceynoodle.sheath.church
Do not steal him. Maybe lend him an extra hand for a while instead. 👀

Tyrse Rathais Styles (usually a muscular anthropomorphic gray tiger with blue stripes, a white underbelly, and lilac-magenta eyes, belonging to @Tyrse), drawn having transformed into an anthropomorphic rabbit. He has grown even more muscular and endowed, to the point that he has been immobilized by his own bulk. He lays on his back, not quite able to clasp his hands together above his head for how monstrous his arms have grown. With his now hyper-sized paws, he rubs at his hyper-sized genitals, tugging the skin of his arousal with the toes of one foot. Even larger than the rest of him, his cock leaks a stream of preseminal fluid onto his testicles, and pooling beneath them in a spreading puddle. His face is almost entirely swallowed by his own pecs, leaving his expression barely visible: he strains to handle his new bulk, but is clearly pleased with his new shape and proportions, with a hint of a dazed smile peeking around his pecs. He doesn't seem to have noticed any onlookers yet.

Commissioned by @tyrse.bsky.social - as part of my April (Bunnification) PROMO!

Tyrse Rathais Styles [he/him] regardless of form, belongs to @tyrse.bsky.social
Do not steal him. Help him out with all that instead, maybe? 👀

additional stoned catgirls occasionally blipping into existence for the harmonies

because your mind was filled with thoughts of huge, sweaty men swinging heavy things around
which, honestly? same hat

#nsfw #hyper

Finally managed to get a shower without someone bullying me in it, so I'm gonna take my time and enjoy myself.

...No, showering alone doesn't feel quite right. Care to join me?~

Art by @tidekeeper.bsky.social!

My view out of my second-floor window when he's picking me up for our date

"Oh. Hey, you're, uh, looking... small.
And I'm, well... not."

blink, two cats
blink, four cats
blink, eight cats
blink, sixteen cats-

You should make Mateo's dick bigger
You should also make Mateo bigger in general
:)

Huge dude in a singlet is my favorite gender tbh

Results from Saturday's raffle commission stream! (1/3)

Man, I'm SO weak to a huge dude in a singlet.

Jason belongs to @luchodraws.bsky.social

Incredibly true!! Not enough of it going around, these days.

(I'm both of them)

A lil gremlin dragon stands proudly looking at his massive junk that towers well over himself.

Well... I am sure he can sort that out himself~

For @kokorodoll.bsky.social

I dunno about him but I'd be coming back to visit every day, goddamn 👀💦💦

It do be like that sometimes.

Still got two more slots open!! Rts are super appreciated!

1 Slot Left! 👀💜

Is it probably a bad idea? Yeah.
Am I absolutely on board anyway? Yeah~
Getting carried away is fun~

That bed isn't even gonna last to the end of round 1

Oh this one is REALLY hot
Especially the underwear still being on 💦💦

What a coincidence, that's the same thing that comes to mind when I see you!

DeamNitrel - Twitch Leagues VI Day 4! Tier 6 already?

Alright, that took longer than anticipated. But we're back on! Let's get back to it! www.twitch.tv/deamnitrel

He certainly is awfully dreamy, you're right! Very good at driving fantasies~

He certainly does deserve it! He deserves, and demands, nothing else but your undivided attention and adoration.

Better get started soon, if you want to be able to cover all of him. Those broad expanses of creamy white fur, the rolling auburn hills of his muscles... Quite the expedition for you~

i blame cayde

You're gonna start drawing a crowd now, talking like that.

A crowd that's gonna start muttering between themselves. Maybe even about how hot that fox is, towering over you. Thinking to themselves how that hulking pilot may be grounded now, but he'll make you see stars anyway~