saw a dental assistant on facebook show that for staff appreciation week the office surprised all the workers with a paid trip to disneyland, during teacher’s appreciation week i got a free coffee and a card with a hersheys kiss in it

if you saw my deleted skeet about my strained relationship with my mom after eating pancakes no you didn’t

will say it’s so hard for movies to scare me now but the shorts that adult swim put out really really get to me most of the time

one thing that will never die is the “(movie) Is Darker Than You Even Thought ((ANALYSIS AND ENDING EXPLAINED))” youtube videos for the movies that have the most straightforward theme/message

noooo so sorry

how am i to save princess zelda when i’m spending half an hour on a quest running around giving mushrooms to people

last night i had a dream i was stuck watching an 8 hour martin Scorsese movie, this morning jacob said “you’re literally having nightmares about movies not being a tight 90”

my ass really just fell for an AI generated advertisement for an “eraserhead: the musical” and quickly went to find tickets before realizing i had been tricked and pranked i hate everything

update she recognized me from patreon and responded. i am star struck and wish to be friends

it’s not a fake account either idk what to do but i sent a “hi im a fan” message and immediately felt like a STUPID IDIOT

what do you do when a youtuber you admire so much you have a patreon sub for randomly sends you a friend request on facebook and you see you have one mutual friend

being too sleepy to do something and then drinking some coffee and then being not only too sleepy but also, now on top of that, too anxious and jittery to do something is one of the best feelings i really love it

catch me buying those $80 pajamas a24 put on their store

an update all my loyal followers have asked for: i enjoyed beau is afraid even more the second time and now it may be on the list of some of my fave movies of all time, that’s where i’m at. technically better than midsommar but maybe not hereditary?

one of the best and uplifting coming of age stories of our generation, enjoy!

hope we get a directors cut

watching beau is afraid in theaters for a second time to show a friend, will report back if afterwards she has ended her friendship with me

4/29
(a brief excursion to a 7yo birthday party)

almost finished weeding yesterday and was excited to finish up and then plant some flowers in the sunshine today
:’)))

for my first post allow me to introduce my dog