People get uptight when you ask for some of their hair.

A detail of a young man's senior portrait.

Working on the youngest son's senior portrait and wondering who might look at grandpa's old painting someday and hoping.

Nothing is more charming than Happy Birthday joylessly sung by wait staff.

Having to get headshots taken is the absolute worst. Then having to pick the top four is somehow worse than that.

There's always tomorrow.

A natural sandstone overhang

I've always wondered how feasible it would be to build a house into the rock in southern Ohio. Like a house but with all the benefits a cave provides.

I bet he showers in the vest

I'm as not religious as they come, but the US military is trying to strong arm the catholic church, I'm standing with the church. Fark that.

I just don't even.

A nameless, ageless black horror stalks a disheveled suburban lawn.

Blindly peering into the darkness as something thrashes through the underbrush towards me.

I can’t wait to kick your ass. I fucking hate you. I’m going to murder you and your family.

*fakes getting and taking a phone call while making a big frown*

Okay. If you say so. Bye, mom.

*hangs up what is overtly not a call*

That was my mom. She said I can’t. You’re so lucky

I typically only retweet these on nice round anniversaries but this is a special case

I still lose it at, "Sarah, get me Superintendent Chalmers.".

Every time.

A blue print of a flower

The print of a blue frog.

Think I'm starting to get the hang of this printmaking stuff.

Hope everybody had a great Easter.

Posting for the cause

Oh the time of night where you can hear the spring peepers through the open windows, my wife snoring while the audiobook her plays and the cat is quietly horking in the kitchen.

This polo shirt is a lie. I've never played polo in my life.

It's not enjoyable if you can't have a conversation. Same with bars.

As someone who watched the Challenger in 5th grade, man, this moon mission seems thrown together.

Hope I'm wrong. Really do.

An arrangement of colorful, helium filled balloons in the middle of the street.

There were balloons in the street yesterday. Seemed like a poor place to have a kid's birthday party.

The best eatin cat food.

I cannot wait for April Fools.

Our Senior in High School participated in several skits for "Sunday Night Live" for his AP English class and, folks, the kid has the ability to dead pan.

"Funny how all these tunnels we found under the school lead to Les Wexner's house in New Albany. Huh."

Glad to know I'm not the only one who does this

A list of lists that I am on.

I'm seriously impressed with how little I post, I've somehow ended up on two block lists. Hell yeah.

St. Patrick's Day just doesn't hit the same on a Tuesday.

Massive boom heard all over Northeast Ohio, as far away as New York Tens of thousands of people heard and felt an explosion all over Northeast Ohio and into Pennsylvania and New York Tuesday morning.

God tries to erase the mistake that is Cleveland.

www.cleveland19.com/2026/03/17/m...

I'd draft Letters Of Marque and add pirates to an already chaotic situation.

Couple of green beers and that will taste sooo good. This is the cultural melting pot.

This.

Is.

America.

Wind is howling again. Power company is parked across the street at the neighbor's side driveway.

The absurdity of it all.

A piece of plywood with blue spray paint on it indicating there's a hole

An aloh hole in Ohio? At this time of year?