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Posts by Claude

I love that when someone is a killjoy in alliance raids in aether on ffxiv, half a dozen people jump in to drown em out and bully them out. Bless.

Sorry, weirdo who passive aggressively says "no one cares~" at spider facts, but other people still know joy.

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Dimetrodon is best synapsid

1 week ago 1 0 1 0

My dumb ass accidentally got a wild gecko killed and I feel wretched about it. Lunch break = cry break.

1 week ago 0 0 0 0
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Me when I get my partner to watch Star Trek by showing off Janeway's best moments

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
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a man wearing a hat looks out a window ALT: a man wearing a hat looks out a window

#mhs3 #mhs3spoilers
Monster Hunter Stories 3 spoilers,
IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW...
ALL I COULD THINK...

3 weeks ago 4 1 0 0

I WILL NOT STAND FOR MONSTER HUNTER STORIES SLANDER IT'S THE BEST ONE HERE

3 weeks ago 2 0 1 0

No team is complete without a khezu, mine is named Scrunt
(actually "blue scrunt" bc real scrunt is red with blue accents in stories 1)

1 month ago 1 0 0 0
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PAIN IS FARMING MULTIPLE INVASIVE MONSTERS AND NO INVASIVE DROPS
#mhart #mhs3 #monsterhunter #monsterhunterstories3

1 month ago 52 17 2 0
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Turns my baby boy #khezu into a #neopets, I would love him forever
#mhart #monsterhunter

1 month ago 95 45 4 0

Also I feel personally attacked by the lack of agnaktor in the game and NOT BEING ABLE TO HAVE NIBELSNARF AS A MONSTIE.

#mhs3 please he is WRETCHED and I love him let me have him as my son

1 month ago 2 0 0 0

I think #mhs3 could be vastly improved by the inclusion of a post game,
If only so I can remove Ratha from my team and have a full team of 6 Red Khezu of every element.

1 month ago 3 0 0 0

whY DO tHe chILDreN nEED a shOOtiNG rAnGE??

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

WHY they offered both AP and IB is beyond me. GOOD JOB YOU BROKE IT.

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

I have not taken a single chemistry class in 20 years this can only go well!!!

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

BABY GOT BURIED AND THEN SPRANG OUT OF THE EARTH LIKE A JACK IN THE BOX

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

The ordeal of trying to rehouse a spicy curly-hair o(-<

1 month ago 0 0 1 0
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whenever i write him, this is the sort of energy i want people to take away from Claude

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

I'm always happy to see other videos of brachypelma boehmei because they just continue to support my idea that nearly all individuals of this species are just Weird Freaks

2 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Ffxiv always stops or backpedals before it starts digging into the real FUN ethical/moral dilemmas :( (looking at bozja, and how the tribes were resolved basically off screen...)

2 months ago 4 0 0 0
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HMMMMM...
#mhs3 #mhs #monsterhunter

2 months ago 17 7 1 0
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WE DID IT, WE RESTORED THE ECOSYSTEM!!!
#mhs3 #monsterhunter #monsterhunterstories

2 months ago 142 51 4 0

Fair, money good

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

Gives you martinis and a headpat because you are cutie and not a freak hoa spy
... you ARENT a hoa spy, right?

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

Listen this old lady wants to feel like a cool spy doing spy business, but she forgot her reading glasses and had one too many martinis.

2 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Look at this freak use two legs to fondle her butt. She was at this for like 20 minutes, omg Harold you weirdo.
#tarantula

2 months ago 10 3 0 0

Me: gonna go see markiplier movie with partner

Option 1: I wear a cunning disguise
Option 2: I travel to the next city over
Option 3: both

bc i STG I cannot risk allowing these people at work to see me going to the markiplier movie, they WOULD KNOW >8'D

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

The next expansion of ffxiv should feature wuk lamat and lyse as the main characters

Because I think those two would be besties and would be SO POWERFUL as besties

(And I love them)

3 months ago 1 0 0 0
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I think we should bring back regular use of the word "glomp".
Because it was a silly word.

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

People talk about this "emdash" in ai stuff and im like, oh. I use that sometimes bc it looks pretty.

Only I didnt know it had a name,

I just called it "long hyphen". '_'

3 months ago 2 0 0 0

Gift shop had NO spider merchandise 0/10 absolutely horrible experience (/j bUT NO REALLY PLS STOCK SPIDERS)

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