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Karen’s last ziti there in the middle of the table.

Chickity China the Chinese chicken

On a Turning Point Friday? That’s a safe bet, buddy.

We’re hemorrhaging people, okay? We’re hemorrhaging people. Doctors come up to me—long white robes, heavenly sashes, tears in their eyes—and they sir, we’ve never seen a hemorrhage like this. Nobody has, quite frankly.

Pope up or Pope out

The real winner in Hungary tonight? Florida governor Ron DeSantis.

I was going to live like a king in that post-apocalyptic wasteland. Not shoveling shit in the pig factory twelve hours a day just to give half my wages to Mr Citgo. Thanks a lot, Donald Trump.

3-0 in the 5th is mercy rule territory for this offense.

Officer, Tom Emmer has been at war with me for 47 years.

All of my children were conceived to the NFL Primetime music.

I describe it as being an ELO fansite.

The original “Hot One,” Supreme Court justice Samuel Alito.

Is Donald Trump the second coming of Jesus Christ? These theologians are skeptical.

Nancy Guthrie.

“He’s not a war hero. He is a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.” -- President Donald J Trump, July 18, 2015

FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious. Gregg Phillips, who is in charge of responding to fires and floods, says the hand of God suddenly and mysteriously moved him to a 24-hour breakfast spot in Rome, Ga.

Folks, I give you the New York Times

Name one book.

Yet another impressive payday for the 15 year veteran who’s never won a thing.

Good set from Springsteen, but it could have used Collective Soul’s “Shine.”

A lot of camouflage being soiled over the ABS stuff being bright pink.

Ham Shitler