FBI HQ has just updated building security.

In addition to your badge, you now have to pass the breatholizer test.

Access denied above .16 🥃

Before I update my devices, I do a full backup just in case the update goes sideways.

When I connected my iPad to my Mac the Mac said I needed to update my iPad BEFORE IT WOULD ALLOW the iPad to CONNECT.

WTFO???

Hey Jeff - YOU CAN KISS MY ASS 🫏

I hope Blue Origin stays grounded PERMANENTLY 🥶

Looks awesome. But go carefully. I started following two custom feeds:

#sourdough
#BreadSky

My baking addiction has gotten significantly worse 🤪

I favor legalization.

But sadly, there have been reported overdoses when children thought edibles were candy. Fortunately, I don’t believe that any were fatal.

O.K. …

So when will we see him develop ANY Apple product with a USER REPLACEABLE BATTERY 🔋 or USER UPGRADABLE MEMORY 📝

AFFORDABLE is not having to surrender my device to an unknown overpriced "authorized" technician.

Your Bonsai tree indicates that you certainly have patience.

Perhaps he needs inspiration to become more settled and patient.

Get him a kitten 🐈‍⬛

She’ll teach him real quick ✅

For my puppy, who is allergic to pollen, after his walk I clean him off with a warm wet microfiber cloth.

The pollen sticks to the microfiber more easily than it sticks to his fur.

HAPPY 😃 PUPPY 🐕

If you don’t want twitter feed screenshots in your Bsky feed

1. Go to your Bsky account profile
2. Select " Settings "
3. Select " External Social Media "
4. Select " Twitter "
5. Select " Turn Off Feed Forwarding "

How can we teach what we ourselves may not understand ?

Pot roast is best in a pressure cooker @ 250 or a Dutch Oven @ 300.

No need to incinerate, just simmer until fork tender 🥩

A wise elder once said:

Never put off until tomorrow what you can get someone else to do today.

In the neighborhood garden PLEASE don’t plant cannabis !

If the other gardeners discover your crop the ensuing munchies will make everything else disappear 🫠

I do cube loaves, but not even worthy 😄

Department of Redundancy Department

Division of Crisis Maintenance and Augmentation

I woke up today totally confused.

I thought I’d lost my mind.

I found it hiding under the couch 😩

My Mini Schnauzer uses the paw tap with sad eyes technique.

I have no idea how he learned to read the wall clock ⏰

From the Dole website

* Available in select stores from April 1st and only while stocks last *

APRIL FOOLS 😆🤣😄😃😀

tRump claimed that our Navy blew a hole through an Iranian cargo ship engine room.

Since the engine room is below the water line, the boat didn’t sink because how?

Tell me more lies 🤮

Microwave cooking not only ruins the flavor but also destroys the nutrients. There’s a newfangled invention called "oven". If they’re available in your area, give one a try. You might like it 👍

We wrap the pill into the center of a small liverwurst ball.

He inhales it so fast he doesn’t notice the pill is there.

If you like the skins as much as we do, try this:

Best Hasselback Potatoes with Crispy Edges

thecookingfoodie.com/recipe/hasse...

👏👏👏👏👏

If you are not a Combat Veteran (like me), any explanation I could offer would fall on deaf ears.

You’ve had your say. Rage on as long as you wish.

I’m not listening 🙉

Is the kitty wearing a GPS ?

Actually, the Pope actually does participate on social media:

" May 16, 2025

The Vatican has launched social media accounts for the newly elected Pope Leo XIV on platforms X and Instagram. "

😀😃😄🤣😆

"Thank you for your Service" is always a good thing.

Every so often, if I'm wearing my Vietnam Vet hat, some folks are kind enough to thank me as well.

Other Vietnam Vets say simply "Welcome Home"

"She’s been a court interpreter for over 20 years, the only one licensed in Texas for Hindi, Punjabi, or Urdu. Her language skills are requested nationwide..."

"One of her children recently enlisted in the military...

www.texasobserver.org/immigration-...

I tried that recipe once.

Brisket in the oven.

Back to bed.

Woke up an hour later when the smoke alarm went off 😩

Cartoonist: Drew Sheneman