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Posts by FunnyJoke ComedyMan

Ages of congresspeople in ranking positions in charge of overseeing the Trump admin πŸ‘‡
Homeland Security: Bennie Thompson (78)
Judiciary: Dick Durbin (81)
Appropriations: Rose DeLauro (83)
Ways and Means: Richard Neal (77)
Armed Services: Jack Reed (76)
Intel: Mark Warner (71)
Finance: Ron Wyden (76)

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what the fuck is the magna carta bitch i'll kill you

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The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social

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If I lived in Australia i would get binocs and a bird spotting notebook I would get into that shit fr

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PLUS they're really good , I still brag about how you did my marginalia with the exact imperfections of the original doodle

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had to make this after listening to "Goblin at Slopper Week" @boontavista.com

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all the wetlands are mostly covered in ice this morning and even through 2 pairs of socks it turns out rubber boots will not keep your feet from being bloodless and numb , having a good one today πŸ‘

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man you should talk to a Romanian about how they feel about him I talked to a coworker once and I was like "damn maybe he was goated actually"

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oh my god 😩 mason used to do this sometimes I would wake up and his favorite ratty mouse toy would be right where I would step when I got out of bed I love cats

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you gotta get on r/laundry dude that place is fucken awesome

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I'm feeling very stressed out since my mom called me today to tell me she will likely die before the end of the year

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Exactly one year ago today:

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You
Do
Not
Hate
Congress
Enough

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used tacrolimus ointment i had for something else never it never helped and now my rash is basically gone yay πŸ‘

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I have a big ol raised eczema rash on the back of my neck and lower part of my scalp...what the hell man can you just be normal what are you even doing

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she tikka on masala until I naan

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also if you haven't yet look up videos of cats having an asthma attack it seems SO scary out of context and maybe that will be what she's experiencing and will help you freak out less
regardless, I hope she gets in soon!!

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you should find another vet
i took mason in for wheezing/coughing and they didn't even really need the video I got to immediately clock it as an asthma attack (brought on by allergies) and prescribed him an inhaler it was the first thing they tried

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the only thing I've eaten in a few months that hasn't immediately made me gassy and miserable was a ton of raw sushi lol

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the nice old man who made my orthotics sent me a card 😭

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so many of my friends in my book just died and died badly and now one of my new friends in my book is going to do something that will quite literally rend his soul

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my waitress at the sushi restaurant was glazing me for not looking 32 said I look 23 when she came back with my drink lol

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I just remembered today that it's out, I will definitely watch!

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also Joseph being in Japan is so so american he can't NOT yell in public and have everyone in a building staring at him and then confronting the room like "what the hell are you looking at?!"

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I haven't watched any JoJo in a couple years and I forgot how it immediately makes me holler like a jock on the sidelines on pre workout

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forgot how funny jotaros intro is in stardust crusaders is his first line is really "shut up! Get outta my face you bitch!" to his MOM

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remembering the lamb i had my first night in Australia and how I woke up the next morning thinking about how good it was , pretty funny

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had a follow up appointment for my foot today and the good news is that it's on track for healing and it will just take some time and the bad news is we determined this by him squeezing the fuck out of the tender parts

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It's truck sitting season next week finally πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

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