Breaking: In return for a promise from Spain to be ‘a lot sunnier in August than it is now’ Trump has withdrawn his threat to tow Tenerife out to the Florida Keys.

How many dim witted socially awkward billionaires does it take to tell a good lightbulb joke?
More than one apparently.

I dont care if Musk twerked, moonwalked or river-danced.
He’s a far right arsehole who supports, amplifies and bankrolls other far right arseholes. We don’t need his Basil Fawlty routine to tell us that.

@justinbonomo.bsky.social @JustinBonomo hi Justin. Is there a way to send you a DM, email or whatever?
Cheers.
Barny Boatman

If you hate when ‘snowflakes get more upset about words than deeds’ how about this:
There are people complaining that singing ‘from the river to the sea’ is ‘genocidal’ while ignoring, excusing, denying or supporting the actual genocide in Gaza.

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The left by and large have always recognised themselves as such, while the right often identify as ‘moderate’ or even apolitical. Maybe that’s why nativist racist arseholes who follow tinpot authoritarian bullies are always so indignant about being called far right.
Own it, muppets.

The only time anyone ever says "I like a joke as much as the next person" is when there's a joke they don't like as much as the next person.