If anyone ever tells me they love me again they're getting blocked and I'm jumping into traffic.

Falling in love to distract eachother from all the horrors

Big mood

My bad

I was kind of expecting @los-los.bsky.social to have tagged you already.

Even Pepperidge Farm wishes they could forget this shit.

Fighting demons (responding to corporate emails) 😭

Noods would fix me.

don’t let your brain get the best of you

Saying lol to avoid a riot.

Fiiiineee

Oh now I'm definitely blocking you

With how often this place keeps going down, it wouldn't surprise me if it didn't come back one day. If anyone wants to keep in touch, feel free to drop your stuff in DM or NGL.

I find it so difficult to be happy for people having kids in this era. This world is so fucked.

“and now, for my next trick…”

*pulls one tissue from the box but two come out*

Please god don't send anyone else to AZ. It's so crowded here.

Might just descend into hell and reach my full potential.

Hell is described as a "lake of fire" in ancient texts because, at the time, it was the most painful thing that the authors could imagine. Largely due to the fact that capitalism had not yet been invented

🙄 And to think I was almost going to try and make you an offline friend too.

Going to bed.

WOW!

OK!

You know what?

I'm not even going to like that one.

Eh. I'm used to women just mildly tolerating me.

Well considering I thought you couldn't stand me on your first account I guess that's fine.

Hello sharks, today I-- *they bite me in half*

Ugh please stop saying things are maxxing. I'm maxxed to the maxx with the maxxing.

You just harass us into submission?

I give up

Huh? Wtf you can't just say no!

ILL DO IT

I'm gonna block you