People keep talking about impeachment or the 25th Amendment, but all you’d have to do to get rid of Trump is leave him in a room with a door that pushes open but is labeled “Pull”.

Shout out to Gen X, and the existential dread of imminent nuclear apocalypse!

A photo of graffiti on an underpass abutment that says “Welcome to the LA River” with “PEACE” and “LOVE” below, separated by a butterfly.

A photo of the LA River, with water flowing between concrete banks and islands of grass and trees in the middle.

A photo of a suspension footbridge over the river, looking up to the spire with the cables radiating outward.

A flyer tacked to a utility pole that says, “MISSING! Have you seen my robot?” with a photo and pull tabs with a phone number at the bottom.

One thing I love about biking is that bike paths go where cars can’t, and so you see a whole different side of the city when you’re out riding.

Bad software makes me frustrated, so — given the state of the industry — I am constantly in a state of blinding, white-hot rage.

Nothing fucking works.

Can’t wait to see what Jake Tapper does when all his First Amendment tchotchkes are confiscated at the door.

Maybe he thinks “the Fuckin’ Straight” is the actual name is the waterway?

Like, he pronounces it “f’hu-kin”?

If we were spider people, the crucifix would be an asterisk.

I promise I am not high.

Hell, using multiple exclamation points on a single sentence is grounds for impeachment as far as I’m concerned.

[Twitching uneasily while scratching at my neck.]

You got any more of that people-working-together-towards-a-shared-goal-for-the-common-good?

Yes, it would be weird for the Joint Chiefs to frag the Secretary of Defense, but we live in weird times.

Maybe it’s just me, but “collecting astrophage from the Petrova Line” sure sounds like a sex thing.

Anybody dumb enough to give their loyalty to Donald Trump — much less expect any back in return — deserves that they get.

I am overjoyed at the launch of the Aretmis II, both because its crew are safe and extending the boundaries of science, and because we don’t have to have a national memorial service led by Donald Trump, which he would somehow manage to make all about himself.

If you ignore what having a Secretary of Defense who decides punishment based on political favor does to discipline, my first question would be why anybody in the military gives a shit about what an greasy dipshit like Kid Rock thinks.

The argument in favor of birthright citizenship:

1. Can you read simple English?

2. Have you read the 14th Amendment?

OK, we’re done here.

Boy, with decisions like the birthright citizenship case pending, I’m sure glad that anti-Constitutional right-wing nutjob Clarence Thomas was removed from the bench after he was caught accepting four million dollars in bribes.

Wait, what?

Before I zoomed in, I thought the text on the right-most side of the Slider screenshot said “Gruber.”

If Claude Code is like every other TypeScript programmer I’ve worked with, it will leave for a better job in two years and someone else will have to clean up its mess.

The Donald J. Trump Presidential Library and Casino Resort in Miami is actually perfect. There could not be a better legacy. www.npr.org/2026/03/31/nx-s1-5768094...

A photo of the start of the Dodger game.

💙⚾️

The first server I ever had root on was an RS/6000 running AIX, and I got the opportunity as a wildly-inexperienced 24-year-old because all the machines at work were named after colleges, and the regular administrator refused to touch a computer called “duke”.

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Giants havin’ a little trouble shakin’ the rust off.

If the day ends and Trump hasn’t posted something _at least_ as unhinged as dumping diarrhea on protesters from a fighter jet while wearing a crown, we’ll know that we’ve finally broken him.

A photo of a No Kings protester with a sign that says “YOU’D THINK THE CONSTITUTION WAS YOUNGER GIVEN HOW HARD REPUBLICANS ARE TRYING TO FUCK IT.”

Trump is about thirty seconds away from saying, “Ephebophilia is not pedophilia.”

The next time Pam Bondi has to testify before Congress, I hope someone asks her what the Dow is at.

The NL West standings, as of right now: The Dodgers are 1-0, the Rockies are 0-0, and everybody law is 0-1.

The Rockies cherish one glorious day of being in second.

Baseball is back!

Giants vs. Yankees!

I’m rooting for… tomorrow to arrive, so I’ll have someone to root for.

Decades ago, I’d read books like “Soul of a New Machine” and “Showstopper!” as romances, about late nights and impossible tasks and the ability to will something into existence using just brains and caffeine.

It took me far too long to recognize that they were actually warnings.