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Posts by Jonny Metts

Painfully accurate

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I worked with both of these co-founders, at different companies, after they retired from NASA. They have some good ideas here to find common ground and improve our politics.

Trivia:
Steve commanded the final Space Shuttle mission, and Garrett is the astronaut consultant on For All Mankind.

9 hours ago 1 0 0 0

Same here. I also get tons of texts (often several per day) asking to inspect my roof or trim trees.

13 hours ago 0 0 0 0

Now who can screen these shitty solicitation texts?!?

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If/when I go back to Android, the Pixel is top of that list.

14 hours ago 0 0 1 0

Technically, so did my OnePlus — but it wasn’t effective and didn’t have the text preview that outs scammers before I ever decide to pick up.

14 hours ago 0 0 1 0

Deep tissue is the real deal. Doesn’t always feel good in the moment. The other thing that’s helped me most (especially lower back pain) is yoga.

15 hours ago 0 0 0 0
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But I was told it was Obama that would conduct the Death Panels

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Totally open to that, but my iPhone 17 is only a couple months old. I finally decided to try Apple again due to some basic features (USB) and some more advanced ones like telemarketer screening. But most of what people like about Apple products is not very appealing to me.

15 hours ago 0 0 1 0

Good move. Now remove all the other bad games and let me sub to play the good ones for much less.

16 hours ago 1 0 0 0

the elite aren’t powerful politicians or billionaires. common misconception. the elite is anyone i think is cooler than me, funnier than me, more artistic than me, or generally anyone i resent for daring to be happier than i am despite my immense wealth and political clout

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People congratulating me on the blue bubble only makes me want to go back to Android. Cultists go away

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With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

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No details on the kind of material that was posted and now removed. Two instances of this huge company getting another to disclose the identity of an anonymous user, who is then leveraged into some negotiated resolution without due process. I’m not making any judgements here without knowing more.

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Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

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Boiled peanuts

Boiled peanuts

Back in Alabama for a couple days so I had to observe the rite.

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Complete in box… might be worth something? I remember struggling to get this thing to run on the old Gateway PC.

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Smocking Tomorrow’s Treasures — Easy Techniques for English Smocking, by Terri Wood

Smocking Tomorrow’s Treasures — Easy Techniques for English Smocking, by Terri Wood

America’s Hottest DVD

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Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.

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If you're wondering about my thoughts on Pragmata....

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@mommysbestgames.bsky.social Hey, wanted to be sure you heard this podcast coverage. Thanks for making such a fun game!

bsky.app/profile/radi...

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Why has nobody from the game industry protested the imprisonment of this brave and innovative game designer

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She pulled another 1st place online knockout tonight, after publication of her outing as Kart Bae. I’m sorry if you get matched with my username!

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15x20ish screen rooms old game colorful dungeon of tile squares, lots of greens and blues and orange areas, parts resemble a big face or boat or dragon but it's mostly mazes, zig zags and floating platforming. at the top left is a little above ground area showing castle in background and family house down the road a bit from the dungeon ground entrance.

15x20ish screen rooms old game colorful dungeon of tile squares, lots of greens and blues and orange areas, parts resemble a big face or boat or dragon but it's mostly mazes, zig zags and floating platforming. at the top left is a little above ground area showing castle in background and family house down the road a bit from the dungeon ground entrance.

something to think about:
Legacy Of The Wizard NES map

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A smiling lady sitting on a horse-shaped crapper.

A smiling lady sitting on a horse-shaped crapper.

🦄

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WE'RE BACK! With @jonnymetts.bsky.social to talk ChainStaff, CrossCode, Mario Movie, Mario Kart, Resident Evil Requiem, and more.

It's Episode 970: Chekhov's Goat
www.nintendoworldreport.com/rfn/75156/ep...

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Hungary's Viktor Orbán concedes defeat, ending 16 years in power Hungarian voters turned out in the greatest numbers since the 1990s to turn away from Prime Minister Viktor Orbán's right-wing populist Fidesz party, putting an end to Orbán's 16 years in power.

Hungarian voters turned out in the greatest numbers since the 1990s to turn away from Prime Minister Viktor Orbán's right-wing populist Fidesz party, putting an end to Orbán's 16 years in power. n.pr/421W9b7

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If you picked up ChainStaff and liked it, think about giving it a review. It's only got 32 at time of writing!? Deserves way, way more.

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In the pilot Troi and Riker have a baby, and then get kidnapped to the Delta quadrant or something by Q. Data is named the legal guardian for the baby. Hijinks ensue!

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Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."

Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."

four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"

four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"

Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"

Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"

Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"

Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

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