I’d settle for president Camacho at this point. Idiocracy was actually better than what we’re getting right now.

You know, I’ve always thought he was a terrible person. That’s never been up for debate. However, the last 10 years of him flailing about and gaslighting everyone into thinking he’s not a complete buffoon have led me into the realization that the president is, no doubt, utterly and deeply stupid.

It’s no tornado bar, but I’d take it!

There really are no set of consequences strong enough for the sheer volume of misdeeds of this regime, but any *actual* consequences would be great. In our lifetimes would be juuuust great.

KING O FROD

Bill Clinton needs to fall on the sword and give himself up so he can expose everyone else as well. We need to get it all out in the open so there’s not a shadow of a doubt left. It could be the act that at least minimally restores his legacy. Even bad people can do good things.

What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?

Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.

Who agrees? ✋

Thank you to all the performers who are canceling their events at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.

I can’t believe how stupid everything is

This is nothing more than red meat for their racist base that wants to blow foreigners up without accountability

“This, is democrrrracy manifest!”

The older I get I just feel like betting should be illegal. I love sports so much but betting sucks dick. Fuck gambling from now until forever

If they weren’t such evil men I’d pity them. Never got their father’s love and probably have never felt whole in their entire existence. Bottomless pits, voids, that no matter how much attention goes in, never get filled. Sad, weak, pathetic, bereft of character and morally bankrupt.

Just once I’d like an athlete to say “hail Satan” at the beginning of a post game interview, is that too much to ask

me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight

Deep down they know what they are doing is wrong, but coming face to face with the thing you are doing makes you confront it. These people are fine doing unspeakable acts five layers behind systems and useful idiots, but would never do the thing themselves.

The thing about this “double-tap” strike I keep hearing about is the separation from the act that drones allowed Hegseth to perform these atrocities. What if someone gave him a knife and dropped him in the water and told him to do it? Would he? Why not? It would make it real. Not on a screen.

One of the only things I remember from that show was Hiro saying “Nissan Versa.” I guess that marketing worked

WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN

Vincent Price and his daughter Victoria picking out a Charlie Brown Christmas tree in Los Angeles, 1970.

Trump Appears to Fight Sleep During Cabinet Meeting

A strong display of might in the war to end woke! Trump has definitively and single handedly conquered “wokeness” by literally losing consciousness. 🪦

We too are tired, but unlike him, we’ll reboot to full competence tomorrow. Goodnight! 😴✨

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I miss having an actual president.

No one will stop me from defending our freedoms.

Probably not even from Arizona, or the US!

I'm thankful for my ICE whistle.

Just to understand the concept of a trillion.

1 million minutes ago it was October 21, 2023.

A billion minutes ago it was
114 CE.

A trillion minutes ago it was
1,900,114 BCE

Release the MRI results

This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.