If there’s any justice in this world then Ethan Hawke would win Best actor for Blue Moon. An excellent performance. #Oscars

Great lookalike from Private Eye this week:

Why is buying any flights with Avois so ridiculously difficult? Literally the worse system, ever.

Comic. [Person talking to person with black hat.] PERSON 1: Historically, it refers to a ceremony to predict the weather using a rodent. But nowadays people often use it to mean “a time loop experienced by one person.” PERSON 2: …What. [caption] Easily our weirdest holiday.

Groundhog Day Meaning

xkcd.com/3202/

All things considered, I'd have rather stayed in the Matrix. Girls, guns, cool clothes, good food. Morpheus can do one.

NoooooooooDad?

Had an awesome night seeing #radiohead at The O2. One of the best gigs I’ve been to.

Getting ready for #radiohead tonight! A bit excited! #nowspinning #nowplaying

Lily Allen > Taylor Swift
True. #lilyallen

Just seen One Battle After Another and it might just be be film of the year. Another masterpiece from Paul Thomas Anderson. Don’t read the reviews, go in knowing nothing about it.

Peak Dog

Astronomer enlists Gwyneth Paltrow as 'temporary spokesperson' after Coldplay kiss cam scandal in hilarious video Gwyneth Paltro pops up as a 'temporary spokesperson' in a cheeky video shared by Astronomer, the tech company at the center of all of the viral Coldplay kiss cam drama.

Give the PR person a raise. (h/t @bowlesy.bsky.social)

ew.com/gwyneth-palt...

1 Yankee Hotel Foxtrot - Wilco 2 My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy - Kanye West 3 Kid A - Radiohead 4 Funeral - Arcade Fire 5 Illinois - Sufjan Stevens 6 To Pimp A Butterfly - Kendrick Lamar 7 Saint Cloud - Waxahatchee 8 Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance 9 Modern Vampires of the City - Vampire Weekend 10 boygenius - boygenius 11 The Hold Steady - Boys & Girls in America 12 Southern Rock Opera - Drive By Truckers 13 Lifted - Bright Eyes 14 Stankonia - OutKast 15 Discovery - Daft Punk 16 The Sunset Tree - Mountain Goats 17 Japandroids - Celebration Rock 18 Angel in Realtime - Gang of Youths 19 Young Enough - Charly Bliss 20 Emotion - Carly Rae Jepsen 21 Melodrama - Lorde 22 Folklore - Taylor Swift 23 Cowboy Carter - Beyoncé 24 Black Album - Jay Z 25 American Idiot - Green Day 26 Elephant - White Stripes 27 Titus Andronicus - The Monitor 28 Morbid Stuff - PUP. 29 CTRL - SZA 30 Black Messiah - D’Angelo 31 Is This It - The Strokes 32 Be - Common 33 Puberty 2 - Mitski 34 Night Time, My Time - Sky Ferreira 35 Golden Hour - Kacey Musgraves 36 Fetch the Boltcutters - Fiona Apple 37 A Seat At The Table - Solange 38 Car Seat Headrest - Teens of Denial 39 Alabama Shakes - Sound & Color 40 Against Me! - Against Me! Is Reinventing Axl Rose 41 St. Vincent - St. Vincent 42 The Decemberists - Castaways and Cutouts 43 Clap Your Hands Say Yeah! - Clap Your Hands Say Yeah 44 The Flaming Lips - Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots 45 The Front Bottoms - Talon of the Hawk 46 Tegan and Sara - Heatthrob 47 Janelle Monae - Dirty Computer 48 Jason Isbell - Southeastern 49 The National - High Violet 50 Jeff Rosenstock - WORRY.

51 The Gaslight Anthem - The '59 Sound 52 Father John Misty - God' Favorite Customer 53 The 1975 - A Brief Inquiry Into Online Relationships 54 Spanish Love Songs - Brave Faces Everyone 55 Lucy Dacus - Historian 56 Phoebe Bridgers - Punisher 57 Thundercat - Drunk 58 Anderson Paak. - Malibu 59 Paramore - Paramore 60 The Beths - Future Me Hates Me 61 My Morning Jacket - It Still Moves 62 The Raconteurs - Consolers of the Lonely 63 Sturgill Simpson - A Sailor's Guide To Earth 64 Rilo Kiley - The Execution of All Things 65 Courtney Barnett - Sometimes I Sit and Think, and Sometimes I Just Sit 66 Courtney Barnett/Kurt Vile - Lotta Sea Lice 67 Snail Mail - Lush 68 Pinegrove - Cardinal 69 Animal Collective - Merriweather Post Pavilion 70 Fleet Foxes - Fleet Foxes 71 Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago 72 The Shings - Chutes Too Narrow 73 The War on Drugs - Lost In The Dream 74 LCD Soundsystem - Sound of Silver 75 Japanese Breakfast - Jubilee 76 M.Ward - Post-War 77 Modern Baseball - Holy Ghost 78 Hotelier - home, like no place is there 79 Modest Mouse - Good News For People Who Love Bad News 80 Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Fever to Tell 81 Peter, Bjorn and John - Writer's Block 82 Belle & Sebastian - Dear Catastrophe Waitress 83 Death Cab For Cutie - Plans 84 Kelly Clarkson - Breakaway 85 Beck - Sea Change 86 CHVRCHES - Every Open Eye 87 The Boy Least Likely To - The Best Party Ever 88 The New Pornographers - Electric Version 89 The Killers - Hot Fuss 90 Big Thief - Masterpiece 91 Blink 182 - blink 182 92 Linkin Park - Hybrid Theory 93 Brendan Boenson - The Alternative To Love 94 The Roots - Undun 95 The Avett Brothers - I And Love And You 96 The Cold War Kids - Robbers & Cowards 97 Andrew Bird - The Mysterious Production of Eggs 98 The Explodiing Hearts - Guitar Romantic 99 Jenny Lewis - The Voyager 100 Desaparecidos - Payola

okay let's do top-100 albums since 2000, limiting myself to one album per artist (though side projects are allowed because who doesn't love cheating)

I'm sure I'm still forgetting some super-obvious stuff lol

I once met Jay Z in Leicester Square. Didn't have any paper so I got him to sign a £20 note - seemed like a Hip Hop thing to do. However I lost the note - my Mum spent it on groceries. So it's out there in circulation. I look at every 20 to see if it's back in my hands.

Made a Spotify playlist of Oasis’ set from tonight. open.spotify.com/playlist/4pS...

Roxanne, but every time Roxanne is said, it speeds up 10% (2017, High Pitched) YouTube video by IanAC

The greatest version of Roxanne ever #TOTP

youtu.be/HPPqOHay8fM?...

Private Function Has Released A Record That Smells Like Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina

Love this PR stunt today: themusic.com.au/news/private...

Pretty sure there’s been a big Sky outage this evening. Our box stopped working at about 9:30pm. We unplugged it and plugged it back in and seemed to solve it. #turnitoffandonagain

HBO and MTV feel like brands that have disappeared in importance. Both once-mighty brands, they failed to adapt to the new streaming platform environments and have nearly died. Just hanging on due to their previous top form.

🎞️ YES! 🎞️

Chicago Pope

This Fall On NBC

No matter how long civilisation lasts there will never be anyone with a better name than Boutros Boutros-Ghali

Can’t even make their own MAGAhats

George Orwell failed to mention that both Ghostbusters and Gremlins were released in 1984

Cinematographer @mattlewisfilm will deserve a BAFTA just for the miraculous handheld-to-drone final sequence at the end of #Adolescence Episode 2 which was worthy of Sergei Urusevsky

Have to say Adolescence is the best TV show I’ve seen in a while. All filmed in one take and beautifully shot, it’s a technical marvel as well as a dramatic hit!

FIA booed. Lance stroll booed. Christian Horner booed. This is my kind of audience. Well done #F175 #F1 #F1live

Starting trade wars to make it easier to take over the government was literally the plot to the Star Wars prequels.

I wrote an article for PRWeek on DeepSeek. Interesting how fast AI technology is taking off. China's latest entrant is not to be ignored...