As a married man in my fifties with a virtually non-existent sex life, the most erotic experience in my life now is when my dentist rubs her breasts against my head at my six-monthly check ups. Sad but true.
Big welcome home to the #ArtemisII crew. Heroes every single one of them.
Incredible. Godspeed to all involved. #ArtemisII
A Christmas market on a busy weekend just before Christmas is one of the most unpleasant places on earth to be.
Happy New Year! 🎉
I didn't have Mozambique beating Gabon at the break. 😳 Entertaining game! #AFCON2025 #GABMOZ
Let's give Gabon and Mozambique a watch. #AFCON2025 #GABMOZ
Good god
And an equally brilliant move and finish from Forest for the equaliser. #NFOMCI
Have to say that's a great move from City and an excellent finish. #NFOMCI
Merry Christmas! 🎄
Senegal and Botswana up next. I can't see anything other than a Senegal win. #AFCON2025 #SENBOT
Let's give DR Congo and Benin a watch then... #AFCON2025 #CODBEN
It's end to end between South Africa and Angola right now. #ZAFANG #AFCON2025
The goal of the season nominees will basically just be a Villa highlights reel at this stage
Christmas shopping done. Work done. Live tournament football on TV you say? Don't mind if I do. #MLIZAM #AFCON2025