here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂
Margo Martin @MargoMartin47 X.com Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis! The photo shows Trump and five white dudes in red ties standing in front of and completely blocking 10 young women
Priceless post from the official White House social media
An orange cat’s ears and eyes are visible over the edge of a bank of grey wall cabinets
Good morning, bright eyes
Knowing to expect this — and that it’s temporary — is a huge help.
You nail US healthcare: "Your or your spouse’s employer can make all the difference between skilled surgery with top-shelf anesthetic and needing a GoFundMe to afford a jar of leeches and a bitin’ stick."
Fun fact: Time gets distorted when you’re unemployed, but Sunday Scaries still arrive right on time. WTF??
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When you use AI to do your writing, you are telling your audience: “I deserve your attention, but you do not deserve my effort.”
I know it’s a marketing gimmick, but I do appreciate the free birthday shake reward from @arbys-roast-beef.bsky.social because I just dealt with a pipe break and would like a treat but I’m still unemployed.
Large Jamocha, hold the whipped topping.
We are deporting the wrong people.
Well, I needed to hear this. Let’s get it to zero. 🐱❤️
This section of the @washingtonpost.com really captures why women are enraged right now and how the system keeps allowing women to die and be assaulted. I’m HOT today so here’s a thread explaining why.
All this.
It wasn’t a “messy divorce.” It was a woman trying to escape her increasingly violent unstable alcoholic abusive husband.
It wasn’t “War of the Roses.” It was “Sleeping with the Enemy.”
What Radicalized You? Panel 1 A woman sits at a desk talking to her boss who has his feet up on the desk. Boss: As part of ongoing restructuring your position has been eliminated. We'd like to thank you for the 30 years you spent with us. Woman: But we made record profits last quarter. Panel 2 A man stands in front of a dumpster full of food. His boss stands behind him. Boss: Make sure you lock up the dumpster after you throw out all this food. Wouldn't want any bums to get at it. Panel 3 A man stands against a wall, holding his arms up in the air, looking afraid. A police officer points a gun at him. Cop: Police! Drop the weapon, boy. Man: What weapon? Cop: Stop resisting! Panel 4 Lester sits in a booth at a restaurant. He's holding a menu that says "Cluck Bucket" on it. He looks pissed. Lester: $24.99 for chicken wings?
Enough is enough.
Bonus panel on Patreon!
Also: going beyond one-off performance cooking and taking initiative to whip up a breakfast burrito or frittata to feed your partner when they don’t have the spoons (and not leave the kitchen a wreck)? That is how you lock it down.
My last boyfriend made huge pots of Lebanese grape leaves that I would freeze and eat months later. *That* is how you stay top of a woman’s mind. Feed the belly, feed the heart.
“Fancy Boyfriend” referenced here: medium.com/@karla.mille...
Can confirm. Fancy Boyfriend was an excellent cook and frequently hosted people for paella, hot pot, etc. We would all hang around the kitchen on the other side of the island where he did his prep. It was one of the top reminiscences at his funeral.
ICE is not about immigration.
ICE is about normalizing a paramilitary force on peaceful streets.
Abolish ICE.
Oh what a handsome boy. 🧡 That nose was made for kisses. I’m so sorry for your loss.
Among many other heinous things he’s said, RFKJ said Black children with ADHD who are medicated should be taken away & “re-parented” all while insinuiating they’re violent because of this. 😒
How many insane tropes can this 🧠 🪱 bitch fit into a single sentence?
From this Black poster with ADHD, 🖕🖕🖕
My latest blog: Nothing distorts your sense of time like being unemployed. Suspended in orbit outside the working world, I’m convinced that for every hour I see, a week has passed without me.
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You laugh, but this is exactly the kind of on-brand dialogue my girls made up for their make-believe games.
Tortoiseshell cat sitting next to same arm as in fist picture, staring intently at camera. Orange cat’s hindquarters can be seen on lower right corner where she is snuggled on my lap
Oh come ON
Orange cat snuggled up against my chest while I stare at the camera with an exasperated expression
Katara disregarding my explanation
An orange cat perched alongside an arm in a light purple sleeve. That cat is giving side-eye to the camera.
Katara guilt-tripping me after I explained that I do not wish to be sat upon at this time
Well, thank *you* for introducing me to this new-to-me earworm!
Side view of me, a white woman in glasses and a mottled grey headband, with a tortoiseshell cat sound asleep, her chin arced over my shoulder
When you’re feeling tense and sore, it helps to apply a warm melted cat wrap
This is Sinclair oppo research masquerading as investigative journalism. Like coverage we've seen for years on Sinclair TV, the Baltimore Sun is now being used for right wing political attacks. Hopefully the people of Maryland (& beyond) won't fall for it.
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