"How can it cause the Good Christian Apocalypse if they're hurting statues of Jesus?!"

i voted for her and you people have been telling me to go fuck myself ever since so like

Fish on cocaine have more energy, interesting

if Ds control congress, they could pass a bill to send people checks, funded by taxing billionaires. let trump veto it if he wants.

include a provision in the bill that trump's name can't be on the checks.

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

Also, hoping the lady who says Obama is guilty of treason, the guy who thinks Trump is Jesus, the lady sleeping with her security detail and who drinks on the job, and the guy who harvests raccoon penises will vote the president mentally unfit for office doesn't seem like the soundest strategy.

Walking to the guillotine with a sticker saying "I don't approve of this"

Bread and circuses for everyone!

No chance he took ONLY the head of that whale

Make toxic masculinity work FOR YOU!

A white garment with some kind of food stain. Humiliating.

A pair of dirty hands rest on a car engine. Rough, tough, cool.

Here is an easy solution:

Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves.

Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled.

Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.

Pedocon theory undefeated!

She reportedly parted ways with Bezos with a jaw-dropping $38.3 billion in Amazon stock. Their divorce settlement included a 4 % stake in the online retail giant or 19.7 million shares. Under the agreement, Bezos kept 75% of the couple's Amazon stock, along with voting control of her shares. Jan 11, 2023

MacKenzie Scott has given away over $19 billion in the last 5 years and experts say she's 'changed entire fie... MacKenzie Scott acknowledged another $2 billion in donations as 2024 comes to a close.

MacKenzie Scott, worth $41.1 billion, is on a philanthropic tear and has donated an estimated 46% of her net worth.

Just to give a sense of the insane scale of billions of dollars…MacKenzie Scott got about $38 billion after divorcing Bezos in 2019. She has become the world’s most generous philanthropist, giving away over $19 billion…and she’s currently wealthier than she started.

Just. Tax. Them.

Yeah, Mackenzie Scott is a fascinating case. She is literally ignoring the SOPs of philanthropy in order to give away wealth as quickly and efficiently as possible and she’s still getting richer. At her level it is impossible not to make money. Tax billionaires, A LOT.

Looks short to me

one thing to note re swalwell is that, while various processes were gearing up, there was in fact no legal action taken against him that forced him out of the race and his seat. 1

One important point this thread makes is Trump is a 'permitted authoritarian'–he is being granted authoritarian powers by his fellow co-travelers in the judicial and legislative branches, but they could stop him (or end him completely) at any time. Trump really isn't turning the power of the state…

I'll believe it when I see it

That's literally just Israeli propaganda, that you swallowed whole to justify your hatred for brown people.

Ohhh, a Vichy Democrat in the wild!

I think they're collectively stuck on step 2 of the Underpants Gnome Business Model

I’ve always been on team Shit Matters And You’re A Loser Asshole For Pretending It Doesn’t

Aww, it used to not be paywalled

How Y’all, Youse and You Guys Talk (Published 2024) What does the way you speak say about where you’re from? Answer all the questions below to see your personal dialect map.

I've had this bookmarked for over a decade for just this moment.

www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

I, for one, look forward to the future Planet of the Dolphins

I dont know who it was but some guy posted or wrote about use cases for AI and it basically was "add so many layers and watch it so fervently that you basically developed your own program, generalized AI programs are useless."

Line go up

this being the thing that crosses the line for many rightwingers is so illustrative of how they don’t really care about anything real that actually matters. their problems are all entirely fictional

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