It's proper for citizens to be very disturbed and disheartened when the secret police is abducting people off the street and the president is threatening to shut down elections

In Minnesota, the winters keep out the weak. Only the strong, the durable, get through our harshest season. We get through the ice and cold together, and we will get through this ICE and coldness, too.

I’m gonna start pretending that the Wolves gave up a 2031 first rounder for Bones Hyland and signed Rob Dillingham as a free agent.

The video shows an execution. And as we saw with George Floyd, there will be a tidal wave of creeps, bigots, and grifters telling you it doesn't. It's already started, I imagine.

Don't let them.

There you go! That's what I'm talkin' about!!!
"A Few Good Men"?
NO!
"A Few Small Beers: The Movie"!

Less movies based on IP and more movies based on IPAs.

The championships are impressive, but the Lynx going from the principled action of Maya Moore to that of Napheesa Collier is unmatched in its greatness.

The Timberwolves drawing the Thunder in their In-Season Tournament group is such crappy luck. They're literally the only intimidating team in the West. Hopefully they at least get to play them at home.

The only guy I actively don't want the Timberwolves to draft is Johni Broome. He's Temu Taj Gibson.

I figured out how to get Darius Garland to the Wolves.
Cavs get D White, filler, under 2nd apron.
Celts get Cam Johnson, two 1sts, reduced tax bill.
Nets get Randle, Dilly, pick 17.
Wolves get point guard of the future in Garland.

Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

I’m approaching tonight’s game like I did game 6 against Denver last year. I’ve enjoyed the ride. I realize this might be the end. If so, though, I’m going to witness it with YOLO/anything can happen energy and either enjoy the last drops of a top 3 Wolves season or exalt in them defying death.

Homer take, but I think the Wolves win Game 5. Time and time again, this team is best when their backs are against the wall.

I just attended a Memorial Day service where a seventh grader gave a speech criticizing the Trump administration’s attempts to defund veterans services and I’m here to report that there are still heroes who walk among us.

Toward a Unified Theory of Uncool Considering the NBA's swag crisis, Zyn, and the West Village Girls

Is the NBA suffering a crisis of cool?

www.neverhungover.club/p/toward-a-u...

I’d like to immediately nominate that win to the Timberwolves Game Hall of Fame.

It used to be that every village had an idiot. Now the whole village is filled with idiots.

Weirdest Team Ever Slim Poppa · Better Than Nothing · Song · 2025

Hey, I made a rap album (with the help of some new-fangled tech.) One of the songs is about the Timberwolves, aka the "Weirdest Team Ever" and my unquenchable love for them despite their historical foibles. Enjoy. open.spotify.com/track/4l1CJv...

Montell Jordan on This Is How We Do It says "I never come wack on an old school track" - in this case, Slick Rick's Children's Story, which he sampled for his song. That "old school track" came out less than 6 years earlier. Sounds weird, but in 1995, 1989 actually did feel old school in hip hop.

The Wolves do not handle prosperity well.

If you knock Anthony Edwards out of the playoffs, you're guaranteed to get bounced by him the next year.

Undeniable narrative from that game is that Rudy Gobert knocked LeBron and Luka out of the playoffs.

When Jaden got the and one in the last minute I screamed so hard that the world started going dark and my legs gave out and I fell back into my chair. I… basically fainted.
Wolves Back?

Anytime you can get matching tattoos with your friend of 35 years and then go watch the Wolves beat the Lakers in the playoffs, you gotta do it.

Thank you to Beloved Studios for the fresh Timberwolves ink. I promise to add a tattoo for every round the Wolves advance.

Uh… Friday night.

Somehow I didn’t realize until tonight that I own four Randy Foye bobble heads.
Pretty wild Saturday night out here in Chaska.
#RealSicko

Yep. I think that’s the example. Is Luka as good as Magic?

Is Draymond washed? 3 plays at end of 4th/OT that hurt his team.

LeBron question: Has a player in his 40s ever won a playoff series as a team’s second best player?