You've heard of Moral Orel, now get ready for Methyl Ethyl

heated chivalry

The party don't start 'til I escape from my restraints

That's clever!

Please keep your eyes down and give me the burritos. And diablo sauce.

Things to do if you're stuck inside by inclement weather:
- crochet
- dust off your Ouija Board and summon a party demon
- crochet two hats, one for you and one for your new best friend the party demon

Seriously considering going to the other Taco Bell because I don't want the Taco Bells to know how often I eat them

🤣 Thank you!

A big plastic jug of alcoholic Pie

Aaaaayyy!

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

Our horse
In the middle of our street
Our horse
It is cake he wants to eat

I've only received one donation
It's causing me some consternation
I hope y'all are still down
For it will make me frown
To bring Pie home from vacation

Oh gosh, me too

This is very cool, but my brain read it like the Barenaked Ladies were singing it and that makes it feel even cooler

When you realize con is only a week away...!!!!

Ahhh I miss you too, I wish we could complain about the cosmos in person! Maybe next year?

I've left it late this year
But I'm still making Pie, never fear
So if you think
You'd like a drink
Feel free to toss money right here
>>https://www.paypal.com/pool/9nVo85wNzK?sr=accr
#221bCon #221bCon2026

Wow that'd be difficult. Pretty impressive!

What is rectification, like a best guess based on the person? Working backwards? Or something else?

I've been wondering how accurate the charts of medieval peasantry would have been. Like, they might know the date because of feast days and some places would have parish registries, but that rising sign...

Yes, okay, I was thinking about vampires doing astrology

I just almost put ritz crackers in my coffee instead of my soup so that's how my Friday is going

I'm not here to kinkshame anyone but some days it seems like the entire community of geologists are out here trying to date rocks

I heard there was
a secret cord
that David kept
in his cable hoard
but he can never find it
when he needs it

a black and white photo of a woman wearing a chef 's hat and gloves . ALT: a black and white photo of a woman wearing a chef 's hat and gloves .

All of the books I had on hold on the Libby app came available at the same time and I

That's awesome! Congrats!

I definitely could have done a better job editing the video, but listen: I have been so stressed out about this for months.

It was a lot easier to be stressed out about this than anything else in the world, so I'm weirdly grateful for the distraction. But still. I can pause the music again.

Thank you, Android Auto 🥲

😭

I just received my 3rd jury summons. I'm not best pleased tbqmfh.