#WOAH.

I’d kill myself for a #taste of this #slop, NOT going to lie!

YYEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!

YES, #FREAKAYY, AND ABSOLUTELY!!!!

ITS A #JACUZZI, FYI!!

I’LL SAY IT AGAIN! TO ALL OF YOU #LIARS who were "WARNING" me about the Freaky Evil Crone... "Ohh stay away from her gorla" "She's gonna brew you alive gorla" —She is actually a REALLY SOPHISTICATED, MISUNDERSTOOD INDIVIDUAL... and you know what?? SHE DOESNT JUDGE ME FOR BEING #GREEN! SO F@$# OFF!!!

Ueheeheehe #THANKYOU Ueheheehee

#FALSEHOOD!

THANK THEE ZASORIMM THANK THEE ZASORIMM THANK THEE ZASORIMM

This one #WARMS my heart…

#THEBETTERDAYS

Thread of tome pages I have #SOILED with my #ILLUSTRATIONS:

#RUDE!

PADDING AROUND IN THE MUCK #BAREFOOTED IS EXACTLY HOW CONTRACTED HEPATITIS A, B, C, D, ETC…. #NOTTHISTIME!!

Welp! After I hit the #dusty #trail back to the enchanted forest, two hours in I realize I LEFT MY #CHARMING LITTLE RED SHOES AT MY #CAMP AND NOW MUST TURN ALL THE WAY BACK!!

FUCK!!! MY!!! GOBLIN!!! LIFE!!!!!!

HAVE FUN WITH YOUR #WARLOCK #PACT!

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I actually really really like this image

EGADS!!!! WHAT IS THIS #VILE #MOCKERY ON MY “FEED”?!?!?!!

THIS IS WHY I DO NOT CARE MUCH FOR #GNOMES….

ugly green Gorla.

I'm going to speak in yon tongue so that thee might finally understand @gblinapprentice.bsky.social

- NO, my #pointedcap DOES NOT make me a #wizard
- My magicks are from the #enchantedforest, NOT the #academy
-YOU CANNOT indulge on mine magic mushroom stockpile, it will NOT give you #magicpowers.

🤞ELMINSTER SAVE ME….🤞 ELMINSTER PLEASE…. 🤞 PLEASE ELMINSTER PLEASE SAVE ME….🤞