Okay Bluesky, this is the greatest thing I have ever made and now it’s here for you. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.

BLUESKY CHRISTMAS DISCOURSE SCHEDULE 1 Dec - Whamageddon Debate 3 Dec - Amusing DIY Advent Calendars 8 Dec - Elf On The F**king Shelf 10 Dec - Fairytale Of New York Lyrics 13 Dec - _ Is Actually A Christmas Movie 15 Dec - Crappy Winter Wonderland Scandal 17 Dec - Christmas Radio Times Nostalgia 20 Dec - Chris Rea 21 Dec - It's A Wonderful Life Appreciation 23 Dec - Baffling Cracker Jokes 24 Dec - Subtweeting House Guests 25 Dec - Doctor Who 26 Dec - Doctor Who 27 Dec - Bounty Bar Celebrations 28 Dec - The Word "Merryneum" 31 Dec - Hootenanny Rage 1 Jan - Public Domain Day 2 Jan - Cadburys Creme Eggs In Shops 3 Jan - When Is Bins?

They’ve released the Christmas Discourse Schedule! Lots to look forward to this year.

In one month, on the 27th Dec, the UK's oldest cinema, Birmingham's The Electric, will be 116 years old

Instead of celebrations it sits rotting because Glenbrook Property want to gut it for flats

We call on Historic England, Birmingham Council, The WM Mayor & Lisa Nandy to #SaveTheElectric

Single parents:"I've done this by myself. I've managed it quite well and my kids are healthy and happy. Here's my first person experience that I'm sharing with you."
The comment section:"You're a liar because I found it hard & everyone needs a partner. Your kids will be miserable. That's science."