My students asked me to take pictures of them all together for spirit week. They handed me a Nikon CoolPix.

Um, yeah I’m having a brat spring? Bananas rice applesauce toast my belly hurts

The Cut is always posting articles about white women in their 40’s revealing things they should keep in therapy. It’s always something like “My Best Friend Had A Baby, Should I Take It Personally?”

Ain’t it the truth

You can tell by how everyone is driving that the Irish Americans are out this weekend

Telling everyone I’m giving up alcohol for lent and I’m 7 months pregnant

Adrien Brody is so funny being like “i need another 90 seconds” and then to tell everyone to “keep smiling”.

Yellowjackets needs to be so for real about Sophie Thatcher’s character’s hair. Who is giving her full foils and a wolf cut in the wilderness.

A national park service webpage about Stonewall. "Before the 1960s, almost everything about living openly as a lesbian, gay, bisexual, or queer (LGBQ+) person was illegal. The Stonewall Uprising on June 28, 1969 is a milestone in the quest for LGBQ+ civil rights and provided momentum for a movement."

‼️ The National Park Service has REMOVED mentions of transgender people being involved with Stonewall. Not only did the remove the world "Transgender" but changed "LGBTQ+" to "LGBQ+".

The federal government is attempting to erase us and take away our history.

This pride, we riot.

Maybe he’ll be real cute and I can get him in a gerber ad

After four years of no rent increases my rent is going up 15%, please be nice to me.

(responding to diss track) are you mad at me

Once again brings to mind when people were like “10 ways of resistance: #1- NEVER say his name, 45 will do”. This isn’t Harry Potter, grow up, that is not resisting anything but reality.

gravity is doing a better job opposing the GOP than the Democrats are

If every leftist in the United States voted for Kamala Harris—if no leftist abstained from voting for the president—she still would not have won the election, because she lost that badly. There are like 12 leftists in the US. Please shut up.

Weather app really encapsulating the vibe here

An annoying thing about checking the weather in Chicago is that they’ll have like some special weather statement and it’ll be like “it’s bad for sailing” bro what are you talking about

my thing about the tariffs is you really can’t mess with America’s treatlerite population. People in this country take a lot of shit that would be intolerable without a bedrock of cheap convenience.

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Letterbox is lowkey the best thing to happen to my life recently, like, I love to see what my friends are watching and all their catty little thoughts. Amazing.

There were a couple of girlies in Costco and one of them said “that’s how they GET you!” And the other girlie said “that IS how they get you” and I don’t know what snack they’re talking about but I agree with them.

If I could hibernate in winter, I would come out in spring so rambunctious. I’d be so silly, it would fix a lot of problems.

If I sneeze immediately after applying mascara I should get to pack it in and go back to bed.

If you don’t like where you live, you should move! In my early 20’s, I didn’t think what city I lived in would make much difference in my quality of life and that was incorrect.

Sir this is a Google Classroom

The internet says we’re supposed to be singing to my baby at this stage and I’m just imagining my husband singing post punk being like “SOCRATES DIED IN THE FUCKING GUTTER”

“Insisting that only humans can create art is a form of ableism.” No it’s not. That isn’t true.

don’t worry guys executive orders aren’t REALLY legal. but DO worry guys because the law isn’t REALLY real in any real sense. but DONT worry because they’re kind of too incompetent if you remember but also DO worry because maybe this time it’s different. but DONT worry bec

These things are equally fantastical