STATE PATROL: Sir, how many have you had tonight?

ME: I've had ENOUGH... of the Woke Washington Post refusing to commemorate the 25th anniversary of Elton John's "Songs From the West Coast" LP.

"Neither team gained the victory through pulling the other across the line, but after a prolonged stalemate a couple of the London men succumbed to exhaustion and sat on the ground, disqualifying them and giving the Swedes the victory."

Bring it back.

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Can't wait for Grok to be our next DC.

It's a real shame Hunter S Thompson isn't here to help us through all this.

This just failed.

How many times have I warned you. The Russian people hold Pants sacred and your constant casual libel will only be tolerated for so long.

Both Oregon senators voted Aye.

That's the opposite of how he (and 39 other Senators) just voted.

Barrera said her husband said the smell of human feces in the toilet caused a fellow detainee to vomit and, in turn, created a chain of people vomiting. She said her husband is asthmatic and has not received medication to treat his condition. The lack of medicine and the stress of the overcrowded holding cell has left him short of breath and teetering on the edge of an asthma attack, Barrera said. ICE did not immediately respond to questions on April 10 about the conditions of the Mesa or Phoenix facilities. After the publication of this article, Barrera told The Arizona Republic her husband was transferred to the ICE facility at San Luis Regional Detention Center at about midnight. The San Luis Regional Detention Center is in Southwestern Arizona and has the capacity to hold 700 people.

This is horrific. A U.S. citizen describes the facility in Arizona that her husband was brought to while he waited to be put on a deportation flight. Dozens of people were crammed into tiny cells, there was a "chain of people vomiting" from filthy toilets, no medical care, and only one meal per day.

Going Full Fetterman

Clark ran way ahead of the field the first time and has a pretty sticky base. I think she's almost impossible to unseat without some kind of major unforced error.

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Wirecutter scraping the barrel on review subjects, it seems. Just buy some pots you like at your neighborhood garden store!

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Shout out to Hungary and whatnot.

It rules so hard. I honk every time I drive by.

Preemptively staining my pants with mustard out of civic patriotism.

Those are some fightin' words.

I needed him to know it was me.

They also see the writing on the wall for the Trump era and want to get some separation as they position for the next one.

This is exactly like the time I sued the neighborhood association for not letting me steal my neighbor's Buick.

Irishman does feel like his final statement on the subject. "Look, this man ends his years sad and alone, abandoned by his family and alleged friends, his soul doomed to perdition. Cool enough for you?"

"Civilisations built on love and poetry have always outlasted empires built on bombs and threats."

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Sounds like you need this in your life

Whatever happens, this is a deeply shameful episode in American history that will leave a permanent stain on the country.

Repeatedly vowing to commit war crimes against millions of innocent civilians is beyond the pale.

And the feeling is mutual.