Ooooh, how do you make these delightful character portraits?

Sudden desire to become sandwich meat again >.> 🥵

Damn you look very lickable in that Maskulo stuff tbh :3

I can’t believe LOCKED Chastity Social has been going for TWO YEARS!

To celebrate, I’m going to play a little game… please don’t make me regret this…

200 likes = 1 month locked
400 = 2 months
600 = 3 months
800 = 4 months
1000 = 6 months

Each RT counts for 3 likes 🥵🥵🥵

i figured i should make a post about this since its kind of important and i wanted to get the word out

Sounds about right for the orange braincell lmao

If you did good, there's no incentive to give them back because it's working. But if you didn't do good, you wouldn't get them back as punishment :3

Jesus, she was one of my favorites on Food Network :(

DF did something similar last year, and the year before, etc. It's nothing new, and yet his follower base keeps growing with other porn/gay accounts on twitter, and those new followers are widely considered respectable people too in a lot of circles. I can only shake my head at this point tbh.

Welp. Got my answer. Fuck them

Hey! @friend-dorothy.bsky.social

What’s good?

Damn right!

Yes :3

I suddenly have the biggest desire to motorboat them xDD

Yes. Tap on anything, ad. Next tap, ad. Repeat for entire use session. Literally an ad between every tap I make. The range of the free bit is reduced by 3/4 for me, and if I want to get anywhere past my two block radius, I have to pay. No one replies, and every time I log in, I get 15+ bot msg's.

Now if only my facial hair didn't make me look like a goddamn bridge troll LMAO

It’s wishlist Wednesday. When I asked this gimp what it wished for it responded “mmpppf mmppppf mmmmmpf”

Not sure what that means so I kept him locked up longer.

RT if you would swap places with it

Muzzle by @vilaingarconmtl.bsky.social
Collar by @restrictgear.bsky.social

So where's that fountain of youth you're hoarding? 😙

Does Tide even make dish detergent?

A very dedicated piss puppy!

That gag is a gorgeous piece of kit, I'm having some major envy 🥵

Balls are looking mighty fine! 👅

I think I'm seeing a base this jock is standing on as well, maybe a black piece of metal or plastic or painted wood?

I mean edging is a great way to up the frustration level! Do it some more 😈

Hello happy brain vibrations! From your lovely voice no less!

If I didn't get it by code from someone, I'd probably do the same tbh. The only thing dragon age about it is the world it's set in. It doesn't play like one, and the characters are all butchered. And I'm in the boat that inquisition's choices don't actually matter either tbh

It's my football equipment or my buddies hockey stuff, especially after he's just come back from a game 🥵

The way your arms are absolutely popping out here is absolutely insane and delicious 🥵💪

Once I managed to get Sky Follower Bridge working correctly, that shit was HOT. I think out of the 500+ people it found for me out of my Xitter, I only had 8 or 9 false positives. Nicely done to whoever had a hand in that extension tbh

Surprised it wasn't Lance this time LMAO