We were all stuck behind him while he just sat there with his turn signal on, no one letting him in. Main character hours

Someone cast the curse of Ra on the guy in a green civic who held up the left turn lane this morning because he wanted to turn right but the line was too long for him so he hopped over to the left turn lane to try and skip it

Oh my God I would cry buckets that someone used my SSN to go hambones!!!

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GOT THE FINAL CLOSING DISCLOSURE

We are so stressed!!! Just let me know that we're still on time!!

I had to present my thesis to a panel three weeks before I graduated and I was about a tenth as nervous as I am right now waiting for our loan servicer to give us the clear to close

Me: I'm out of my vitamin gummies and it makes me so sad at night that I don't get to have my little vitamin treat :(
My husband: Would you like some chocolate covered raisins?
Me, gasping as if he's offered me diamonds: Oh YES I would LOVE some chocolate covered raisins!!!

Cheering my 70 year old mom on to bag that 72 year old kiwi like girl get it

Every time my mom tells me she's gone on a date with the lovely guy from New Zealand who goes to her church my eyes get big and my smile gets wide and I go oh how IS he and she tells me to be quiet.

*chanting* SPLIT. SPLIT. SPLIT. SPLIT. SPLIT.

ALL HAIL THE SPLIT

Everyone in California like wHy DiDnT yOu kEeP iT while I sigh and bring up the map of tornado alley for the 7th time

O GREAT TONGANOXIE SPLIT PLEASE SHOW US THINE MERCY FOR MINE SEDAN IS IN OUR UNCOVERED WORK PARKING LOT AND MINE CORTISOL LEVELS ARE THROUGH THE ROOF

If you see me deleting posts it's because I'm contemplating a real "they think they're funny, well I'm about to be hilarious" scenario

Hopefully it's still that awful line so you won't get spin ups

She saved us again. Never speak against the split in my presence

Stay safe brother, we're out here getting walloped 4 hours prior

I don't care if it isn't scientific. Tonganoxie Split has been there for me when science hasn't

During Tornado season I trust the Tonganoxie Split more than I do most human beings

Oh but when I do it, it's not whimsical

Everyone play A Date With Death 2 so I have more people to be totally 100% normal over 5012 with

It's time to start your new life in the Underworld, 0213 💀

The A Date with Death 2: REMNANTS demo is OUT NOW on Steam and itchio!

Play through the first 3 days of the game, explore the Underworld, meet your coworkers, and figure out who you are without your memories.

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(it's lower than the amount I've saved by quite a bit but it's still Big Money Numbers!!!)

Real "did you kiss the brick before you threw it" moment when I saw how much money we need to bring to closing

Absolutely not weird and you should do it!!!

I want you to know I am so excited for the house and I can't wait but if nasa showed up and was like I need you to go live on the moon base I would sell the house Hahaha no that's fair as long as I can go to the moonbase We're married it means you get to go too

Dear NASA: I am ready to teach English Literature at the moon base

Nothing more terrifying than reading "improved SFX" in an otome listing

I can put weight on it today and it is horribly bruised but not as swollen. Never punished for my clumsiness. My bones are titanium

Don't drop a half full Owala water bottle on your middle toe. It is not advised to drop a half full water bottle on your middle toe

Real "have you turned it off and back on again" energy from Houston