If You Give a Bear a Backshot

men expressing femininity is so hot it makes my eyes bleed

need one like this

had a dream my acrylic nails were falling off. it wasn't a nightmare just an inconvenience. is this the tooth dream but for femmes?

ahhhh it hurts. it hurts so bad. my big juicy ass. my giant fucking ass. oh my god the pain! it can't fit in my pants and it hurts so much! it's ripping the seams! my big jiggly ass! it begs for release!! fuuuuck. fuck it huuurts. when will i be free from this torment!!! fuck!!!

just unplugged my laptop so that I wouldn't have to make my cat move, it's giving passion of the cut sleeve.

which airline? I've never experienced this and had a lot of flights recently, although predominantly united and american airlines

i went bald twice when i was a boy in college and that gives me false confidence that going bald again wouldn't immediately give me like horrible dysphoria unless i bare minimum gave myself a full glam look every single day

I know if I cut it I'd miss my long hair deeply but 10 times a day I'm like "all of this has got to go. i could make being bald like a cute punk move".

gender affirming tampon in my butt

didn't mean to say "edge of" twice, but now i hope they do a revisit set called "edge of edge of eternities", lol

i feel this completely. i liked edge of edge of eternities, and even tho i'm not a final fantasy head, it seemed like those cards were cool and designed interestingly. i even like, know spiderman lore better, and all of it feels like total slop. not compelling in the slightest. boring design.

i hate how british ppl say 'labubu'. why do they say it like that.

i thought they were being extra but boomers really popped off with nail polish toe spreaders

man says something i like is bad: whatever bud *jerking off motion*
trans woman says something i like is bad:
im going to do something that'll dominate the news cycle for six months and then kill myself

one thing i never had to work on when i started my transition was moving/posturing femininely. the second i let myself it felt completely natural. i can feel that shit in my bones.

good pussy will have you seeing shades on the edges of your vision. wailing, pleading, sobbing, begging for death, a release from the formless spectres that match your every movement

bloodwork came back with lethal levels of puss.

she fucks with the dolls, but does she fuck with the bricks?

pomegranate seeds fuck so hard.

my tummy hurts but I'm being incredibly brave about it

i know it's oftentimes used as a slur but calling someone a "fairy" as a big strong man feels like it betrays a little too much fanciful admiration

guys, soups on!

*scowling at the gum display in the checkout lane* i hate microtransactions

why must we eat out? can we not come together, as a community, and 'eat in'?

A green otter-like Lutari Neopet with the name Butch Mommy

Knowing that Neopet naming is notoriously difficult I really was not expecting to be able to lock this one in.

i don't wanna be pretentious but i never get to brag about being a young oldwalker. the future sight novel, where jeska sacrifices herself for the Great Mending, was my favorite book for years and my first proper sci fi/fantasy novel