I have a theory that if most people realized how small the world is, they’d be less likely to be an asshole.
Time zones make it seem like people live on different planets. I propose global UTC and eliminating time zones. The time an event happens in rural Arkansas is the same time in Beijing.
An instantly ICONIC sequence in St. Louis to send it to overtime between Santa Clara and Kentucky.
Nothing beats this tournament. NOTHING.
I absolutely wasted my coworker in arcade Mario Kart - hit him with 2 green shells as he was approaching the finish line. It still feels good to have snipe skills on green shells.
Love when people send Apple Music links like it’s common for people to have Apple Music.
Typed out a message about Team USA hockey and then deleted it because I’m exhausted with politics first people. Go for a walk, get some fresh air you miserable cunts.
My period smells like wingstop.
I’ve finally reached the age where I refuse to buy a $14 alcoholic beverage at a sporting event. Would rather be sober than out $30 with barely a buzz.
I’m starting to believe that nothing can top Funk music.
When my grandma had a colostomy bag, I was in HS. I’d be sitting next to her watching Jerry Springer hearing the peanuts she wasn’t supposed to be eating plopping in the bag.
@elliottcoates.bsky.social hey - hockey is fun
Nothing gets me off more (figure of speech) than when I send someone a track and they say “I don’t want this to mess with my algorithm” for music streaming services. 🙈🤦🏻♂️
And bear fans are hibernating for the winter. Good night bears, until next season.
They did not lose and it was one of the worst Packers games I’ve ever witnessed.
![Metallica - For Whom the Bell Tolls (Live) [Cliff 'Em All]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7z3wsp4jty7eq5rpcnwspqin/bafkreigltddswo37w46dy47holodnyc4rtrf4v27d3nwv7yzjg7djag5hq)
As much as I don’t like Lars, this video is absolutely rad. Cliff was nuts on bass.
youtu.be/qdlQyNe_9tE
Where all do you think “ice cream paint job” is being played at tonight?
I hope the bears lose
Deleted all my social media apps off my phone and this app survived bc I overlooked it. Let’s see what happens.
Later dude.
gif animation isn't as easy as i'd like on this platform yet, lets see how adding from the gif search feature goes
GIF isn't animated, lame.
Congrats to John Wall on a successful basketball career. Very glad I still bought the same track jacket he was sporting during big blue madness when he intro'd the John Wall dance to the nation. #BBN
Here's the last 40 seconds of Bulls/Lakers. Insane ending.
Twitter is having issues. 😂
Aware it’s not 2024 content - I made the mistake of starting Game of Thrones during a holiday break with my parents. Didn’t make it past season 1 episode 4. My parents asked if they were having anal sex in almost every scene.
3 flight streak of being delayed. I wish I had lifetime stats on percentage of flights delayed or canceled.
I was in a blue sky.
