Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Young ensign Wesley Crusher (the boy) sits at a console on the bridge, but he's turned around like he's having a talk with safe and trustworthy adult who has walked up behind him. He looks sincere and earnest, as if it's a 'very special episode of Star Trek.' He's wearing his blue and blue and gold and red and blue again Wesley sweater, which is not a bad look, tbh. Closed caption reads, "drugs can make you feel good."

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

That's your own projection my friend. Not ominous at all.

Worst, but here me out. Maybe best?

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're on the D in the transporter room looking at the transporter pad. We see Chief Miles Edward O'Brien, who can skydive w/out a parachute by sneezing jussssst before he lands, standing next to William T. Riker, both in uniform. They're holding up an old piece of NASA ship wreckage. Maybe a 5ftx4ft section of paneling with burnt and charred edges with the US flag painted on and the NASA logo in red. No caption.

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Deanna Troi is floating in space in a swirl of green dreamy clouds or maybe a nebular. She's looking up and we're looking down at her. Her arms are open and she looks shooketh or worried or entranced otherwise. Closed caption reads, "One moon..."

He'll always be Ben Wyatt to me too. THE CONES.

Star Trek First Contact scene, and if you haven't watched this one you should cancel all plans and view immejietly. (Also has a Mark S from Severance cameo) Ok, it's nighttime and we're close in on 2 dudes, closest is Zefram Cochrane, and just behind him is William T. Riker, famous tromboner. Both are in civilian clothes, Riker a leather jacket, and Zefram in a bomber type coat with the white fluffy wooly stuffing around the collar. Zefram is also wearing a weird black hat that is sort of like a bandana in form and function, but instead of fabric it's bedazzled leather. He's speaking, and looks kind of dumbfounded or stumped. Closed caption reads, "You're all....astronauts .. on some kind of Star Trek" Happy First Contact Day 🖖🏼

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Bridge shot from TNG. We've got unnamed guy with his back to us at a station, just behind Worf at tactical, Picard sitting in the captains chair and then for the main course, standing front and center we have William T. Riker. He's standing tall, arms clasped behind his back, shoulders wide, and his big Riker chest is puffed out as if he's being especially hoity toity for some reason. He also has his head cocked (pun intended) and has a bit of a curious forced grin on his face. Closed caption reads, "Shuttle bay 2, stand by to launch...the Egg."

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A well regarded colleague!

Star Trek The Search for Spock scene. Our Lord Spock is pictured in a white robe. He stands surrounded by his shipmates who are all older here than they were in the TV show. Sulu is smiling and touching Spock's chest for some reason. Uhura, Chekov, Scotty, and Bones stand close and all seem thrilled to see him, but are otherwise practicing self control and not feeling his chest. Despite being surrounded by friends, Spock is staring only at Kirk, for obvious reasons.

He is risen

New Yooooooork Citayyyyyu

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Looks like we're on a gazebo or something, trees but also structure in background. Cut to an out of focus William Riker! He's shavenly standing and speaking mid-ponder. Closed caption reads, "What about plain old basic sex?"

Scene from Days of Our Lives, a US daytime soap opera. (JK it's Star Wars) Scene is on a Oceanview balcony with vast blue water in the distance and blue sky. Closer in we see a princess type lady with hair jangles and fancy neck ware and shimmery dress, standing next to an angsty looking emo boi in all black. He has one long braid of hair because he's v cool and different and not like the other boys but an otherwise short cut. Behind them is a big patio bouquet of red flowers. She's looking happy and dreamy, he's looking down and probably wishing he was listening to Korn and smoking cloves. Caption reads, "I don't like sand."

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Yes neal. Spaceballs.

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Shot is from Spaceballs: THE MOVIE! Pictured is a planet encased in glass, and a enormous planet sized looking ship in the shape of a women operating a giant vacuum cleaner that is positioned over an opening in the planet's shield. We call her.... *timpani sounds* MEGAMAID. Closed caption reads, "whirring"

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Shot is from The Last Jedi, IMO one of the 3 best Star Wars movies and no I will not be arguing with you about this in the comments. We're in a dark and smoke machiney future space room lit by some faint window light. A very pale Kylo Ren, sans scary boi mask, stands in the middle of the room as if frozen in time. He's wearing black pants with the waist hiked up pretty high like how older dad's wear pants, and he's shirtless and pretty swol. There's a lot going on here, even though there's not really much happening if that makes sense. No caption.

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Star Trek The Original Series scene. Spock, in the classic blue uniform, pointy 'brows, and heavy makeup, is shown close up and looking ponderful. Closed caption reads, "We all feed on death, even vegetarians."

Jay, you come from a corner entirely focused on art, and so I will defer to you on this as an authority. I kind of felt like the hands were slightly darker? but tbh I could lean either way.

Star Trek The Animated Series scene. Ok, so it's a cartoon, obvs, and it's a shot of a non-Starfleet ship bridge. There's 2 guys-- they're alients--but tough guy looking muscle bro aliens. They're wearing green and also their skin is a different shade of green, with superhero/comic book outfits on and eye masks and helmets. (Also green!!) Backup guy is standing up arms crossed looking kind of bored? And the main guy, I assume a captain probably, is sitting in the main center chair looking intense and the closed caption reads, "What would these drugs be worth to you"

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Star Trek Voyager scene. Chakotay and the Doctor are in a TURBO LIFT! Which is of course a future space elevator. Chakotay's tattoo looks more elaborate and face covery than normal and the Doctor has a black turtleneck on under his uniform. Seems ominous as far as turtlenecks go. It's like they're themselves, but slightly different? Hmmmm. HMMMMMMM. Closed caption reads, "No doubt you are experiencing a tingling sensation."

Star Trek Voyager scene. Tuvok, Chakotay, and Tom "Salamander" Paris walk into a bar, er, I mean they are standing on the bridge of a starfleet vessel. But not the usual Voyager bridge, it's DIFFERENT. In usual uniforms, they all appear to be taking in the room and looking around/scanning with their fancy tricorders. Picture one, Paris is wide eyed and speaking, closed caption reads, "Wow." Picture two, Tuvok responding, closed caption reads, "Wow, indeed."

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