The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.

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My toxic trait is that I believe I could be a bass player in a Pop Punk band with 6 months of practice.

Of all the Jurassic Park movies, Rebirth was one of them.

If this fart offends you I’ll help you pack

I just hope the PRIME Hydration Station survives #WrestleMania

Protect it at all costs.

Since Donald Trump is taking hot laps at Daytona, I’m rooting for Turn 4.

Hosting someone who encouraged a smear campaign against one of your star drivers is certainly a choice. #Daytona500

Bill Murray kinda sucks. #snl50

Brittany Howard’s guitar not working is so tragic. #SNL50

Kanye is doing Nazi tweets again.

Some on the left are too comfortable supporting a guy who continuously reaffirms he hates Jews. Stop it.

Also, Free Palestine.

James Austin Johnson making Lin Manuel Miranda break was so much fun. SNL is great right now.

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They’re not ready. It isn’t time.

If ‘Severance’ were real and I were an Innie, I’d simply ruin the business professional setting by Jorkin it.

How is disassociating going for the rest of you?

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I will say it as many times as necessary. DO NOT screenshot, repost, or quote racist, offensive, false, or outrage-baiting comments. You are not effectively countering them, you are spreading them.

My favorite hobby lately is explaining Skibidi Toilet to other old people, and basking in the discomfort.

Hey @predsnhl.bsky.social, when you wanna let me take some film photos? 👀

I have such a pretty face, I should be on a Christmas card.

Saturday-

“Isn’t Luigi Mangione that guy from King Of The Hill?”

What day is Canadian Christmas this year?

Playing Indiana Jones and The Great Circle, found a reference to The Temple of The Forbidden Eye.

Me vs the world lately:

I still love this.

They've done WHAT to twenty million users?? 😧

Took my Pentax 17 & some expired film to a Preds game awhile back:

I got added to a Preds feed, but I haven’t been much of a committed fan in a few years now.

I am ready to rant about that time Eric Nystrom scoring 4 goals and the team still lost, though.