Octopus are truly incredible animals. Ending today with this amazing footage.

Cumach

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Slept in my NoMeansNo shirt and woke up wrong.

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Philadelphia? It’s always sunny!

He lives in my County… I used to run into him quite a bit…

My orchestra at South Eugene played pomp and circumstance for 3 hours straight in the Hult orchestra pit for my sister’s HS graduation in 1988…

Short answer: up my reading glasses #

It’s like the Robin Williams joke about British cops not being armed… “Stop! Or I will say stop again!”

Thank you for that panic attack

Look baby, if you are into day old room temperature pizza I’m your guy…

He always has evil dead/ manchurian candidate vibes

Why is his head always tilted back? It’s like a cold dead hand is shoved up his rectum…

All hat, no cattle

The pharma ads are increasingly targeted towards diseases that I have never imagined to exist… who are they really targeting? What is the point?

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Young slim school picture rocking a sweet green turtleneck and colo color coordinated flannel shirt…

This is who runs this account.

Genius! 🤣🥹😭

Seriously f**k that guy

Respect from the rest of the world

When I was young, if my Aunt Gail was taking a group pic she would say, “everybody say rectum!”

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In case you missed it…here’s the facts-only version of SOTU

I don’t

Wow I’ll listen better now

I love it there! ❤️

Most of us don’t want this.