That's a knock off brand!

Who is Eddie Bauer?

Pretty sure that's just a Canal Street ripoff of Eddie Bow-wower.

Same.

Fredd would like to submit an amicus brief (ie, nose-nudge to the nuts) in support of getting the kids a fish from Pikes Place this weekend.

I'm sure Lisa wouldn't be upset if she woke up to Ned getting home with Biscuit Bitch...

What's my favorite news story of 2026?

For the first time in the history of man, a toilet has left low earth orbit. Unlike Apollo astronauts, Artemis astronauts will not have to shit in a plastic bag.

Product idea:

VCs will throw money at a dating app with a proprietary LLM driving the matching algorithm, where that's the whole selling point.

User search criteria like:
💪 only one gym selfie in profile
📷 photos seem recent…at least are all of the same person
🔡 decent grammar
🎣 no fish selfies

Vaginas don't have scrotums.

I know the last time you saw one was right before you pushed through it, 40-some years ago. But I think that maybe you could have paid more attention in biology class.

Freddie Mercury, the black & white husky-golden, uses his paw as a pillow while he snoozles on the bed.

Elphie, the black spare-parts-mix, stares deep into space, thinking about chicken nuggets and cheese.

Truth.

A picture of me (a cute 43 year old bearded daddy) wearing a ball cap and a t shirt that reads, "The quick Brian fox does a barrel roll" over the lazy dog."

I haven't been spending much time on here, and I wanted to make sure my most recent post was a cute, current selfie.

a woman in a blue sweater and glasses is sitting in a chair and talking to herself . Alt: SNL scene of Mike Myers dressed as a Jewish-American woman saying "talk amongst yourselves" (in a new York accent if you're old enough to hear the gif)

How many contacts in your phone have a photo that's a screenshot of their Grindr profile?

How many phones have your Grindr profile pic as the contact photo?

Discuss.

I'm less concerned about kissing and more concerned about blowjobs.

I just want to motorboat her ears.

Wicked homophones in Boston.

Are these cities homophones?
And what is your English language dialect?

Wooster
Worcester

I thought that might be preferred, actually

I'm sure they're saving disrespectfully. Don't worry.

Elphaba, the Husky-mutt named after the singing witch of the same name, is standing on a rainbow doormat, just outside the door, with a snowy porch behind her. The pink bow in her collar pops against her black-brown fur

🧹

It's a model called the Biiiiiiigg Stretch

I'd have to sit in it first.

"fernet it is"

And the egg cooked on the griddle in the same spot the corned beef got warmed up.

And the griddle is a little too hot, so the edges on the white are crispy and lacy and brown on the edges.

a woman wearing a purple wig is reading a magazine called shade Alt: Kim Chi, a drag queen, wearing a purple wig is reading a magazine called shade

What is sauerkraut but White People's bland ass kim chi?

Brunch is when we celebrate the prior night's regret.

The Rabbi's Regret Reuben:
🍞 Rye bread, as seedy as last night's bar
🌽 Corned beef
🥯 A schmear. It's not brunch without a schmear. Treyf af, but so was the goy you brought home.
🏃‍♂️🍳 Sunny egg
The usual kraut & dressing fixins

She stands like Callie when she's being demure. Feets as close together as she can manage. Getting that inverted💧silhouette.

"da fuq Darby. I'm tryina be a fkn good girl so Dad gives me love. I MISSED HIM TOO!"

I thought a Reub'hen was like a coq au Russian dressing.

I saw a video the other day of a Russian guy using some dressing while he stroked h.....

Wait. What are we mad at Kenji for?

Was Indy behind Kell, or was she laying on the couch giving you side eye for leaving you with The Other One?

He's still padawan. Elphoda says "No wreddy is he. Mmrrrhhhmm."

🚬

Day-Z, the Oreo colored pointer, sits in the sun with her eyes closed, soaking it all up. She looks content, which means she's surely thinking about the many city squirrels she caught on sidewalks while on leash walks with her human.

Do y'all have a Ouija board?

I know just who to call for squirrel removal, but it's a very long distance call......