Have you heard of the Boston Tea Party? They put the tea in the water rather than the water in the tea!! Heathens.

Do most families have dogs?

No.

It would have to be benevolent to all, but history shows us that humans aren’t capable of that.

One of the big problems with democracy is it’s fickle and short term. A benevolent dictatorship would probably be the best form of government. Humans haven’t found a way to achieve that yet.

Clever way to cook an omelette but you could do it in any decent pan.

One landed on my five month old granddaughter. Is that good luck? Must be.

Big part of austerity and received a knighthood, basically, for services to the Tory party. Snake.

I went minimum

45 points now and Chelsea are beatable in the fa cup

I’ll send you the first chapter of my sister’s book, received this morning. That’ll change your mind 🙂

Jesus, what a ridiculous headline.

Podcasts of all genres are now just podcasters promoting the podcasts of other podcasters in their own profession.

The Mark Crossley ringer story under Clough is also a gem.

If it goes, as looks likely, l hope the PGA and the European Tour make all the mercenaries who switched, go to tour school to get their cards backs. They shouldn’t be allowed to take up where they left off.

Yes, Murphy’s is better but it’s like comparing sewer watch with ditch water.

Someone rang Swarbrick and said that this is worse than Partygate!!

To his credit, he did say that it was nowhere near as bad.

Nice. Poached eggs are an art l cannot perfect. Yours are wonderful.

I tagged Hello Fresh in Nicole Whitted's video on Facebook because she'd be amazing as a spokesperson for their company.

I love the shade they threw at Donald Dipshit.

I understand the logic but most women are attacked in their own homes by men they know, so this may make the problem worse. Domestic violence rose during Covid lockdowns.

I don’t think this can be counted as a representative sample tbh.

Along with the team hopefully.

That patient looks nothing like Epstein.

Shit that was good lol

I’m a Leeds supporter and even now l think it’s more likely that we go down than Spurs. No logical reason for thinking that.

I love it too. Read it for the third time last year and will read it again.

I prefer McDonald’s coffee.

Let’s hope they stay that bad.

City must be favourites for the title now too.

Sounds like a firm of solicitors.