I’m a 420 friend, but I’m mostly edibles because I don’t like to leave any smoky smell where I go. A ninja imbiber, if you will. Stealth toker.

@jezcorden.com, have you heard anywhere from Microsoft about possibly merging WoW achievements into the Xbox achievement system? I’ve got 21k cheeve points in WoW I’d love to turn into gamerscore. Already seen how they can merge games with their own cheeve systems (see Diablo III/IV).

And double dammit NEIL deGrasse-Tyson. I swear Siri, stop trying to be so goddamn helpful.

I’d be all for them changing her passport marker to “dipshit.” Then it wouldn’t require any further update from Donald.

Sorry, 2017. Dammit I wish this had an edit function.

I went in 2016, got to play Destiny 2 when it was still in beta at their huge exhibition, and saw Noel deGrasse-Tyson do a panel with the Bungie devs talking about the physics of Destiny and its light power.

Me!

Damn, that thing is huge as ever. Looks tasty! 🫠

Was an IHOP not an option? A Jimmy’s Egg?

Welcome back!

Oh so you found the part of the internet where the magic takes place. 🤣

And you think Donald does, your Mush Mouth Dick Tracy villain?

Because it's not about the prosecution of war for some actual stratgegic reason. It's all about stock manipulation in the futures markets. If he can keep this going the next three years, you're gonna see him trying to come at Elmo for the trillionaire label. I'll bet he believes he should be first.

Kubrick in general is great while high. The last thirty minutes of 2001 are like an s-tier experience while imbibing the devil’s lettuce.

I would want to be teleported to like Disneyland or Six Flags. Waffle House seems like a pretty sad flex of such power.

Crimson Desert? Mine is getting delivered this weekend, I gotta try it and see what the PS5 Pro enhancements on it look like.

The Godfather
The Godfather II
The Conversation
Dog Day Afternoon
The Deer Hunter

In case anyone wants to make a playlist.

Time to name and shame and get those influencers the hell out of Democratic politics.

I could sleep to this.

They missed a golden opportunity with ignoring zombie penis pills: for those times when even rigor mortis won’t leave you stiff.

He molted and came when the two of them were killed, Chris. How else was he gonna shed that old layer of scales?

We also hold your paper's avaricious owner in particular contempt, ya WaPo pukes. Some of this shit is specifically his fault. Castrating your publication's journalistic mission to turn them into Tass was particularly egregious.

Don't forget the murderbots administered by HAL-GPT.

The Half-Life poster behind you makes this picture even hotter. Gordon Freeman represent!

A very sexy paladin tank in tier 2 Judgement Armor. He’s old enough to buy alcohol, which is a testament to my 22 years playing World of Warcraft.

Hello, old friend. Time to wake up and go adventuring again. Early access starts now. Meet my beloved Tiresias, a once great tank who is quite rusty. Open for practice! #Paladin #Protection #WorldofWarcraft #Midnight #ForthrAlliance #FortheHorde

At this point, I’ll just take a civic-minded Hal Holbrook to do it.

Like bugs, mealworms, roadkill. The possibilities are endless!

a close up of a brown and white surface with a circle in the middle Alt: An atomic explosion mushroom cloud forming upon impact/detonation.

She didn't leave eyebrows.

She has become such a trash human in the past several years. TYT must see Groyper money on the table.

Depression is such an unremitting foe. You can rationalize your brain chemistry being imbalanced, but that doesn’t stop the tears in the middle of the night. It doesn’t stop the feelings. It doesn’t stop the demons whispering in your ear about your worth. #fuckdepression