You mean HOTliday

Holy. Shit. This is Reid Wiseman's video he took with his iPhone while at the moon 🌙

Plz boop the snoot.

39 years ago today, we first met #TheSimpsons! The short “Good Night” (aka “Good Night Simpsons”) first aired on The Tracey Ullman Show on Fox on April 19, 1987. #WorldSimpsonsDay

I appreciate your honesty.

Asking for a fat friend (me) how was the ACTUAL cake? Moist?

Can you tell me how many 76ers decals are on the side of the road after today?

Asking for all the "We Want Boston" chant fans.

Im.Prov

Honestly shocked you havent conducted the investigation yourself.

Amateur. I almost shit myself EVERYWHERE.

Chemtrails

Nothing says cheering a MF up like a card and some Jelly

Id hold you

Love to the TG fam. All good boys go to the rainbow bridge for treats from Sleeveless Lot Jesus

Isnt that Goose? Also that golfer looks like John Lithgow

*would take you everywhere.

So one star no tip?

Perfect height if you ask me.

Which no one did. So. Theres that.

None of this is fair.

Before I make an ass...was it supposed to be spilled? Like the coyotes butthole spilled coyate?

Damn.damn. damn. Damn. Damn.

I really like the vest!

Lost all cred starting a sentence with a number.

Cheeky innit?

Two way street. No asshole detected.

You. And. Duh.

30 gives you the option of sharting 2x per day, or multiple times one day and none on others.

You would squirt on them?

@steelytom1.bsky.social ? Dafuq?

I was hoodwinked by Momma P. My adult easter "basket" (which was a cute tin and Ill never turn it down because she is my mom) I thought had Chocolate Crisp eggs. Nope, Cookies N Creme and they make me violently ill.