It was, predictably, a bunch of AI bullshit.

Notification: Your device has great new features. Take a look

Aw, fuck

a "who's that pokemon" graphic edited to say "who's that subathon" with a silhouette of ellie shurgging instead of the pokemon. Other text says the stream is on friday 17th april starting at 9am pt, all subs bits and tips add to the stream timer, and it's taking place at twitch.tv/elliejoypanic

✨ it's my 5 yr twitch partner anniversary on friday! ✨

I'm celebrating with a subathon! subs bits & tips extend the stream, I'm doing a bunch of giveaways, and we have lots of fun milestones planned!

BUT I can't decide what to play! sekiro, pokopia or dark souls 3 rando? 😎

twitch.tv/elliejoypanic

Could even include a pre-emptive ko-fi goal for a new PC

Livemaxx
Laughmaxx
Lovemaxx

me before reading: haha another made up fan theory pieced together by spurious evidence, still fun to read

me 2/17 pieces of evidence in:.........oh so this is just fully true

Arthur sketching a pyramid in his notebook. "Saw a big triangle today"

SunflaresSpace - A Son Suddenly Appears Watch SunflaresSpace's clip titled

Prime cat content over at Sunny's stream

Resident Evil Requiem - Thomas The Tank Engine Mod YouTube video by ZOMBIΞALI

youtu.be/X3LzqOGHglo found a helpful mod for you when you replay it on PC!

@elliejoypanic.bsky.social 👀

gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

gradient.horse

Sanctuary Guardian boss from Dark Souls 1.

FROG?!

What My Grandpa Did To My Nose Is Worse Than You Think

Can recommend

Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it

Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it

a screenshot of ellie's plus goal for january at 186/300

we're at 186/300 sub points for the Plus Program on Twitch this month! ✨

hitting 300 PAID sub points lets me qualify for a 70/30 revenue split on all subs to my channel for a year!! (usually 50/50)
this is HUGE for me as a full time content creator, so if you'd like to help me get there...

Mandatory Pagliacci joke repost

fabulous gay~

ICE Accidentally Sends Maduro Back to Venezuela WASHINGTON — In a stunning instance of miscommunication between departments, ICE agents have deported Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro back to Venezuela just hours after he was abducted by the DEA. ...

ICE Accidentally Sends Maduro Back to Venezuela

The only one of your 10/10s I've played is Blake Manor, and I agree with the score! Both a very good game and a lovely surprise that came out of nowhere!

Nooo, this will invalidate all my Yaffle fanfic! I spent years creating that headcanon!

Tweet by Jason @longwall26 My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can't I play with them? Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord

Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social

Here’s a handy protocol to determine whether AI could be helpful with your problem or project.

An entire industry unanimously crammed AI non-features into every single device and service we used and repeatedly doubled-down despite lackluster response and adoption.

But it's YOU who is hurting the economy for not being excited about it. 🙄

"You can now opt-in to try the shitty new feature!"
...
"The shitty feature is now enabled by default.
...
"You can no longer disable the shitty feature."

I hate computers.

Literally perfect boy 😭

I'm in love with the girls and am seriously considering getting my cat Ragnar a couple of furry noodle friends

A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control

New awareness campaign