Of course it was the fag page; why wouldn't it be the fag page?

Brewer, The Dictionary of Phrase & Fable (1993 Edition)

A loose page falling out of an opened book. At the top, it lists that the last word on the page is Fag.

My brother has this old dictionary of terms and shit that he bought second hand. There is a loose page in it so I was curious as to what it was…

This has now made me imagine someone who had surgery to get rid of their penis & get themself a pussy, but they kept the testes hanging there. Why is this image in my head now…

Multiple times throughout the seder we mention how God put a tongue in your mouth. So anyway, last night during the seder, I was thinking about the idea of making out with her as part of a relationship with a very imbalanced power dynamic.

Girl who gets confused because she thinks saying something sucks means it rules because she thinks sucking her girlfriend's dick is great, so why would sucking be a bad thing?

Girl who mistook Kafka's The Metamorphosis with Metamorphosis (2016):

"A friend mentioned having read it and that it was fucked up, and after reading it myself I can say that I wasn't sure how it was porn at first, but now I think I have a thing for giant bugs dying from starvation."

I was told that prog is more effective when you boof it, so I shoved the speaker up my ass before I listening to Rush. Not gonna lie, I had mixed results & don't fully get it. I couldn't hear it well, which felt somewhat counterproductive, but I *could* really feel the music, & it felt great.

Do y'all think Shin from Dorohedoro would have a stitched up patchwork dick?

"Guy who gives himself lung cancer to try and help him break his grapefruit addiction"

A yearly zine called "Poor Faggot's Almanack"

Welcome to "my brain is broken" O'clock.

Today I heard someone say "ADP" while on the phone and I thought "does that stand for autodykenephilia?"

This little faggot went to market.
This little faggot stayed home.
This little faggot got a blow job.
And this little faggot gave one.
And this little faggot cried, "wah wah wah" into her phone.

Roadside No Passoid Zone Sign

I drove by so many of these signs yesterday, and this just would not leave my brain this morning...

The problem with Troon as a slur is not the trans part. Being called trans isn't a problem, heck I wish more people would do that over misgendering or deadnaming me. Being called a user of Something Awful in the year of twenty-twenty-five though? Yikes

🌹💦ZOHRAN MAM-DADDY 🥵🥵 just took 🎉😱 the NYC MAYORAL throne 🎤🏙️ like a boss 💪💦, while CUOMO 👴🏻💦 gets CURB-STOMPED 💥🚫 by the VOTE 💋💋! It’s 🚌FREE BUS SEASON 🚍🍑, baby, and those ROSES 🌹🌹 are for ALL the GOOD BOYS 🍆 who can kiss Cuomo’s 🍌👋🍑 ass GOODBYE 👋👋! While we ride the BUS 🚍 to PLEASURE TOWN 🤤🎢, Cuomo’

In things that TIL:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain_f...

Wait, who got tied up and nailed while a crowd of people watched?

Who up getting they Jesussie nail on a cross?

Girl mentions that suicide has been on her mind a lot recently "Ok, but like that first record that Alan Vega & Martin Rev released in 1977 really is just such a phenomenal album"

So Sorin removes part of his soul and it becomes a hot goth angel lady, but I do it and I just get blood, so much blood. The blood is everywhere, & I don't know where these bodies came from or who they are. Oh god, what happened?! What day is it?! How long have I been out?! What did I do?!

Girl, it must be Rosh Hashanah, because tonight I wanna enjoy some dates and then have a taste of your honey after blowing your horn.

Nicki Bolas

#bimbofication

But also, as of right now, nothing that involves my current genitalia. Like, I have absolutely no interest in the dick on me being involved in sex stuff. Anyway, that concludes this session of shower thoughts (literally in this case) with Aria.

After a lot of thinking while alone, I think that I have come to a conclusion about myself. I currently have no interest in having sex, but at the same time I think that I wouldn't mind being fucked by someone else, especially if she was into it and would enjoy it.

Wish that I could actually spend a Rosh Hashanah one year with cool folks who I would be comfortable just hanging out with instead of family.

Gay Joni Mitchell be like: "Blue, here is a shell for you, inside you'll hear a cry, a faggy lullaby.

Today's brain: I want to be pretty. I want someone to help put makeup on me and help me find cute clothes and help me feel prettier.

Just tired

It says everything with how quickly they jumped from "it must have been a trans, we must eradicate the trans ideology" to "He was just a poor misguided white boy? How could this have happened? He has so mich life ahead of him still!"

Nintendo was so real with the direct today.